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Originally posted by NoLoveInFear46and2
One time, my pencil hit the floor so hard, a sinkhole formed on the other side of the planet.
I tried to fix it but reptilians came and promptly explained to me that...
Pencil sinkholes must happen this year, along with Earthquakes, Race wars, New world order, etc.
Last night Alex Collier came in my bedroom and put a lizard up my bum.
"Just trying to make you one of ours" he said, " that's quite some pencil dropping skills you've got there..."
Then he proceded to molest me... With his reptilian fingers and stuff telling me " you like that, f*g*t?" " just wait til I fit Nibiru up in there ouch?
Tell me OP, has Alex been wandering around your house? Maybe even stalking?
Now I cry when I go to bed, and I threw out all my pencils...
Originally posted by swan001
I brushed my teeth but I drooled at little.
What's the point of this thread??!!??
Last week, I wiped my ass and my finger went through the tissue. I just thought I'd get that off my chest, or finger so to speak.