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My Pencil Fell Off My Desk

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posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:43 PM
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I brushed my teeth but I drooled at little.
What's the point of this thread??!!??




posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:44 PM
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Everybody knows sinkholes don't exist.

I'm calling Shenanigans on this whole thread.

Especially the part I wrote.



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:46 PM
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Originally posted by swan001
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I brushed my teeth but I drooled at little.
What's the point of this thread??!!??


What do you mean "what's the POINT?"
The pencil!.. give it another read, you'll see.



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:50 PM
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Wait a second... How do we know your telling the truth?... Pics or didn't happen!




posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:52 PM
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Originally posted by NoLoveInFear46and2
One time, my pencil hit the floor so hard, a sinkhole formed on the other side of the planet.
I tried to fix it but reptilians came and promptly explained to me that...

Pencil sinkholes must happen this year, along with Earthquakes, Race wars, New world order, etc.

Last night Alex Collier came in my bedroom and put a lizard up my bum.
"Just trying to make you one of ours" he said, " that's quite some pencil dropping skills you've got there..."

Then he proceded to molest me... With his reptilian fingers and stuff telling me " you like that, f*g*t?" " just wait til I fit Nibiru up in there ouch?

Tell me OP, has Alex been wandering around your house? Maybe even stalking?
Now I cry when I go to bed, and I threw out all my pencils...


May I make a suggestion?

Take that pencil... now distinguish between the appropriate nature of the previous posts on this thread. Now draw a line in between them.

Next:
Mentally place yourself on the side that your post does not fall on.

Now:
Don't cross that line.



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:52 PM
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Originally posted by swan001
I brushed my teeth but I drooled at little.
What's the point of this thread??!!??


Yeah the "point" is that it broke off...



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:53 PM
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Originally posted by Nurelic
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Wait a second... How do we know your telling the truth?... Pics or didn't happen!



I'd post images but they're too blurry and/or I can't figure out how to upload them.



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:54 PM
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I had a pencil once... Once.



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 01:55 PM
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I'm sure there are members here who can debunk your entire unlikely narrative--and I expect they'll be along momentarily. Oh, I'm sure there are many gullible soft-headed fruitcakes who will take your facile "facts" at face value; but we shall see who has the last word on this. Just be prepared to present your flimsy "proofs." And be prepared to flee in tearful humiliation!

Fell point-down indeed!



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 02:43 PM
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edit on 4/17/2012 by Time4aChange because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 02:47 PM
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Just sayin'



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 03:58 PM
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Thanks for the thread.

Great to see there's a sense of humor still out there guys



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 05:09 PM
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Last week, I wiped my ass and my finger went through the tissue. I just thought I'd get that off my chest, or finger so to speak.


I hate it when that happens. You know this is something that has happened to everyone here whether they admit it or not. My wife, bless her soul, is always buying that cheap toilet paper and I hate it. By some good 2 ply butt wipe.



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 05:21 PM
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I certainly hope you disposed of the lead properly. You know lead can lead to all kinds of learning difficulties and physical problems, come to think of it, your clumsiness is a symptom! Put down the pencil man! Your already sick!



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 05:44 PM
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I'm terribly sorry to hear about your misfortune. But all's well that ends well right? Have you considered making the following contraption and keeping it below your desk? The next time your pencil falls, it will go through the series of mechanisms, be rerouted and auto-sharpened, and placed directly back onto your desk.

I think it will make you scrambled eggs, too, but that's just a glitch.




posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 07:51 PM
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Once I put money into a vending machine and it didn't give me a soda....


Pencils falling....No soda....I smell a conspiracy....


Clearly this is a sign that Hilary Clinton is a reptilian.

Wait.......What?



posted on Apr, 18 2012 @ 08:29 PM
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I am ready to blow the lid off this whole episode.

I noticed today that scientists are reporting that Fullerene C60 (graphene buckyballs) are a powerful antioxidant that doubles the lifespan of rats.ed

Everyone see where I'm going here?

Oh... uh... ok...

Let's see...

Graphene is carbon, graphite is also carbon, graphite is also what they make molds out of for gold bars, those gold bars are used by alchemists to reverse engineer lead; lead also rhymes with dead - which is what the Canadians want to happen to me. Lead also causes poisoning - or at least that's what the NWO wanted me to think in grade school when the other students would try to stab me with their pencils... which had lead in them - except it wasn't really lead.. it was graphite. Graphite is made of carbon....

dammit...

I forgot my point, BUT at some point it all comes back to Kevin Bacon, and logically also to bears, beets and Battlestar Galactica.

So your honor I rest my case. I think we all clearly understand what is going on here so no need for me to explain.

So... yeah.

Oooh... something shiny!




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