posted on Apr, 15 2012 @ 07:57 PM
Hello, dearest friends of this planet Earth. I am Klutz-ron, a Reperen... Resperin... Prespirant... REPRESENTATIVE of the Ashtar Galactic Command,
speaking to y'all.
For many years, I have watched you Bombing each other without doing a single thing, all that because I love you.
But now that the New Age is approaching, you must listen to your inner voice that tells you what is good and what's wrong.
The dimensions are starting a new polar-reversal, which will bring a new higher-self to the 4th dimension, thus adding the love of the paranormal
space-time to this living (and pooing) Gaia while it is aligning for the Photon Belt to melt ice bears in the Darwinian Inner-Earth. Feel this, and
love it, for you are it.
Your governments will soon disclose this to you. That is why you must be prepared to face the truth before you face the truth.
Hear now, the voice of Klutz-ron, representative of the Ashtar Galactic Command, dictating your life because the Ashtar has been infiltrated by the
Draconnian Empire... Oops! I meant, because we love you, and listen to my message.
Interpret my message, that is why I made it mystical and vague. Twist it words because the logic dictates that when you have an important message you
gotta say it all weird instead of just getting to the point when all mankind's future is at risk.
I will now answer all your questions regarding your New World Order... err, I mean, your New Age planification.
May the Cosmos, with all its anihilating antiparticles, embrace you in love.