Funny but oh so true.....

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, ‘I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican’

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH”

...and THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days...

reply to post by baddmove


Wow, I didn't think it was going to lead to a good punch line.
But how the hell have I not heard of this yet, I try to stay on top of great jokes.


BTW, your forum is wrong, shouldn't be in Political Madness???
Starred and Flagged friend

reply to post by AK907ICECOLD


yea, i thought about putting it there..

but i figured a mod would just move it here...

so i cut out the middle man..sorta..

reply to post by baddmove


Nevertheless my friend, priceless that was!

Okay I have one for you maybe another, but if you like this blonde joke (no pun intended blondes, you are a favorite of mine!) ask for my Pinnapple joke.

A burnette, redhead, and a blonde are running from the cops by a cornfield.. As they are running into a barn the cops are not far on foot. As they walk in the barn the three look for a place to hide. The burnette see a box crate and fits inside, the redhead sees a 55 gallon drum and slips inside. The blonde sees a burlap potato bag and stuffs inside.

The cops enter the barn, flashlights out searching out for the ladies. One cop walks up to the box and kicks it with taps it with his flashlight, and the burnette says "meow.....meow." the cops shrugs and and moves on to the redhead hiding away in the 55 gallon drum he hits the top hard with his fist and the redhead says "woof woof," thinking a puppy was behind it, he moves on.

The cop comes to the burlap bag and kicks it hard, following the ideas of her criminal friends she shouts out to protect her hiding place....... SCROLL DOWN FOR PUNCH LINE....































"POTATO!!"

reply to post by AK907ICECOLD


ah man..

/sigh.....