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Mr. ATS is the guy with out a cell phone, mysterious and hard to get a hold of.
But when you least expect him, he pops out the bushes with fantastic tails and theories.
He would also not shave regularly, yet have great hygiene and be great with women.
He would be single, because of a fear of commitment, for he can never be sure who to trust.
He's Kevin Federline minus the deutschbagery.