This is it.

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Nothing.

Zip! Zero! Nada!

The absence of anything. Not a thing. What could be simpler and more straightforward? Actually, it's pretty complicated. Nothing is seldom really nothing.

You would think that they could at least get it straight in mathematics. One of the first things they teach you is that zero is nothing. Simple as a pimple, right? But as soon as you grasp that concept, they tell you that you can have less than nothing. Huh! So "nothing" must really be something, simply because it's greater than less than nothing. Still gives me a headache trying to figure it out.

And forget about physics. Physicists, in attempting to calculate the mass of the universe, are quite determined to prove that "nothing" must really be something, since they can't find enough "something" to add up to what they consider to be everything. Confusing? Irrational? Just remember that these are the same folks who say that nothing can exist in a vacuum. Guess they never emptied one.

The Nihilist considers everything to be nothing, while many Buddhists think that achieving nothing is everything. And, if you're the irreverent type, nothing is sacred.

If you're religious, you believe that God created everything out of nothing. If you're a taxpayer, you are constantly amazed at the ability of our politicians and bureaucrats to create "nothing" out everything you worked so hard to earn.

And isn't it odd that where you have your "nothing" is important?

[color=524952] De Nada

OP, thank you for making me think. This has been a most wonderful thread. I am very excited at how everyone is contributing to the nothing...and how out of nothing... comes something!

It's terrifying to realize that even with such an unoffensive thread, people are still able to get their panties in a twist. No worries, they probably don't eat fruit, which leads them to be crazy and post crazy things.

Not their fault (entirely), they just need to learn to embrace the nothing! :-)

Io04I80

pics or it didn't happen

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Had to throw this into the pot.

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And this.

The only way to understand is to empty your cup....

“There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not”

Monty Python Quote

I wonder if the thread goes far enough as to apply Godwins law...
now that, would be proper funny.

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I can't forget these little gems. Nothing is real now.

That's all for now.

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That's wonderful. Problem is, I did nothing. I was talking to my wife about how to post and hit the wrong key. This thread was just meant to be I guess. I have to confess that even though I have posted recently, I'm afraid that my very input is counterproductive to this event.

It has caused me to think also. I just won't put it in. This is a profound and humorous entity all by its own merit. The stars and flags are for everybody.

Anybody else got nothin'? Nothing stops here.

Anybody else got nothin'?

I got nothing left.
Is that enough?

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That's a whole lotta somethin' to me...

"there's No place like home"
"there's No place like home"
"there's No place like home"

*click*
*click*
*click*

"huh"?

*click*
*click*
*click*

"HUH?????....won't work"!!!!


"d@@n Toto pzzzd in my shoe again

This thread is too complicated, can you put it into lamens term for us people that dont know nothing!!

Just wanted to be part of the maddness!!! I present my Favorite scene from step brothers!!!

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Juan.....


is the loneliest number

I've always been under the impression that you can get filthy rich the fastest way with a crappy and superabundant product.

Now if stars and flags were money and posts were products then I guess my theory was spot on !

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Nothing is too complicated.