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posted on Apr, 10 2012 @ 01:34 PM
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Hi
so..introductions are in order I believe..
My name is Wouter and I am from South Africa


I'm not sure if I should write an autobiography or what but here goes
, before I begin I'd like to say that I know there are going to be those that are going to say I am rat crap crazy but that's okay, haters will hate lol.

I am agnostic, I used to be a christian but I fell from that tower and I hardly think I will return.
I am of the firm belief that aliens from the past manipulated us in our early stages of evolution leading to
our growth of intelligence and the dominance of mankind on the earth.
I believe in the absolute power of the human mind, I hate taking medication and the only pills I drink are ginkgo biloba extract pills, they contain 600 mg of the leaves of the oldest tree's on earth and I use them as medication to constantly increase my intelligence.
I am a software/web developer and every since I was 5 I have been playing around and experimenting with computers, I took IT in highschool and learned myself java, after high school I could not go study because of financial problems. I instead learned myself C# and build a social network and an MMORPG service that can be run on the social messaging platform called MXit which is big in South Africa, however yet again because of financial problems, I could never launch these applications. Along come 2012. now keep in mind. I have no qualifications what so ever. I posted an ad on gumtree seeking employment as a software developer, and to my surprise I actually got a few replies. So I went to the interview and got my current job where I am a web/software developer, I specialize in both fields, I do not believe I should be limited to just one field. So when I started my job I had no knowledge what so ever about any web coding technologies, I did not even know _javascript. In the course of 1 month, my first month at work, I learnt myself html php, _javascript and asp.net, I am currently in my 3rd month at work, and I am doing better at my job than the previous guy who my boss had hired and fired, and he had a solid degree in web development, he studied 4 years!

Okey I'm getting carried away, one last thing..I believe in this thing they call..The Secret, I practically live by it, and I honestly believe that's why I am where I am today, I am 20 years old and I make more money than all the people who was in my High School class, I make more money than my friends who are 2 years older than me!
Sigh! I feel like I'm bragging but it isn't my intention..I only wish to let people see the things you can accomplish when you say # the system, nothing is ever impossible, nothing is ever too big to accomplish and nothing can stop you from reaching your dreams. oh and I believe in aliens XD

Sorry for wasting your time reading this** although I was 100% honest




posted on Apr, 10 2012 @ 01:45 PM
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Welcome to ATS....


Des



posted on Apr, 10 2012 @ 01:48 PM
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Welcome to the world of "rat crap crazy" bud!

Rat crap crazy is the milieu here! You should feel right at home!

Bienvenido!
~philth



posted on Apr, 10 2012 @ 01:49 PM
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reply to post by Azamorn
 


Azamorn, welcome to the mothership
enjoy your stay..



posted on Apr, 10 2012 @ 01:59 PM
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Welcome, I think you must be very bright indeed. As an ordinary person, I find you intimidating, but I am eager to see what your mind contributes to ATS. I'm sure it will be unique.



posted on Apr, 10 2012 @ 08:25 PM
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