posted on Apr, 10 2012 @ 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Germanicus
Originally posted by hellzdoms
reply to post by Germanicus
Welcome to ATS,we sure need someone with humour and power
What are your two polar bears called?
Fritz and Wilhelm. I know they eat people because two years ago I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She said no so I threw her in the pit. Fritz and
Wilhelm ate her up in a flash. Every last bit.
Its a shame about having to get rid of Dad but its for the greater good. If I could tell him,Im sure he would understand.
Look Germie, once again we come back to the same old topics that you have been in therapy for. You simply cannot marry a carp. They are a different
species. I'm not even really sure about "Sophia's" gender.
The whole "mermaid" thing was a delusion only happening in your mind.
Fish are the natural food of polar bears.
With your father's implanted defenses/weaponry, though, he would quickly overcome your bears so this whole line of reasoning is futile.
You should give your father a little respect, you know. I mean he nearly became the emperor of Earth and, what with the surprising conversion to
Orthodox Judaism, then the sex change, is still one of the most interesting people alive.
I know there are things in your life have been hard to accept but we all have our little trials.
You must continue to take your lithium and the therapy sessions must continue, at least for now.
... and you might consider a little exercise too. All those hours spent in front of the TV and on the computer have made you very fat, pallid, sickly
and lazy. Hardly the ideal!
Look at your mother, it was the calisthenics that she learned in the Bund Deutscher Mädel (and that she still demonstrates today) that made her so
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