Can we get a SHTF Daily Threat Level?

I'm talking about a worldwide SHTF meter. Allow me to hash this out..

SHTF Level Low- No current news pointing to the end of the world. No disclosure, no meteors, no big earthquakes, no volcanoes rumbling, no uncharacteristic civil unrest, no major saber rattling, no huge solar flares (you get the idea).

SHTF Level Guarded- Top news stories slightly suspect. NWO undertones, strange weather, earthquakes in odd places, slight surge in civil unrest, typical back and forth between certain countries. Things that have potential to elevate to...

SHTF Level Elevated- Top news stories worrisome. NWO plot obvious, die offs, severe weather (such as Dallas), EQ's of worrisome magnitude, escalating civil unrest (like what is happening right now, Tulsa) , harsh words between countries. One step below...

SHTF Level High- Breaking doomy news. Earthquake swarms near yellowstone. Rioting or civil war spreading. Terrorist attacks, serious war threats, acts of war, solar flare that could knock out all power, mega earthquakes, Mass die offs, contagious illness spreading quickly, 2012 Olympics, media openly talking about aliens, the list could go for miles...all things that lead directly to

SHTF IMMINENT- Civil war. World War. Mass power outage. Multiple mega earthquakes, Yellowstone highly unstable, Pandemic, Disclosure/Alien Invasion, Meteor on the way, NWO rounding people up on FEMA trains. Solar event confirmed and on the way, the entire day before when the Mayan calendar ends. Not a threat level to throw out willy nilly, the S is literally about to HTF.

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Remember, your chances, even if the risk level is high, of getting attacked by terrorists is directly proportional to the national resources and population in your area.

Terrorists cause panic by destroying resources and taking lives. If they hit an abandoned suburb, they're not getting much done.

Very true. Just one factor out of many that could be considered. I am speaking of a 9/11 type incident, in which the attack spawned military action. This might only be something that occurred in America, but ended up effecting a lot of the world. I think in the 48 hours after (possibly more), many people felt the threat level to be extremely elevated out of fear that it would escalate into world war. This wouldn't be SHTF Imminent, but the level beneath. Great point.

First double post ever.

Surely some of our gifted ATSers can come up with a creative meter, with a fan at the top and a pile of doo at the bottom, and some kind of whirlwind .gif pulling the doo up and up ever closer to the fan? Maybe something like that frog in the blender that used to circulate virally? Come on ATSers, we need it, or however will we get through another day?

Maybe at the top you get a pic of Springer and S.O. swatting it back down away from the fan with flyswatters!

Today's SHTF Daily Threat Level is Chartreuse with a 30% chance of fallout.

Originally posted by getreadyalready
Surely some of our gifted ATSers can come up with a creative meter, with a fan at the top and a pile of doo at the bottom, and some kind of whirlwind .gif pulling the doo up and up ever closer to the fan? Maybe something like that frog in the blender that used to circulate virally? Come on ATSers, we need it, or however will we get through another day?

Maybe at the top you get a pic of Springer and S.O. swatting it back down away from the fan with flyswatters!

I love it! Surely!

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This reminds me of my idea to build an inflatable dart board.

Problem was, it kept popping.

Originally posted by Starchild23
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This reminds me of my idea to build an inflatable dart board.

Problem was, it kept popping.

Nice

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This system is easy to remember....
BTW, some adult language is used..

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Can we get a BS detector too?

That way when someone makes a ridiculous thread, the more it is dissected and shown to be crap... the further to the right the needle goes?




I mean.. I think it's as good as a SHTF threat level.

What's wrong with the doomsday clock from Watchmen?

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The problem with the BS meter is that it would go off everytime Obama said something and we would wind up throwing it against the wall....

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I also remembered some kind of meter. Forgot what it was until I saw you mentioned it.

Originally posted by blupblup
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Can we get a BS detector too?

That way when someone makes a ridiculous thread, the more it is dissected and shown to be crap... the further to the right the needle goes?

I mean.. I think it's as good as a SHTF threat level.

What's wrong with the doomsday clock from Watchmen?

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I think you are right. Surely we can come up with one of those as well, perhaps an assortment of them next to the smileys for easy access.

Hilarious!
Flag for you.

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Well...my opinion is that it should stay red for at least a whole week.
What a wonderful idea...ATS really needs this sort of alert system plastered on their header, just so I can reassure myself and further my spending on useless post-apocalyptic 'investments'.

What if it just like happens all of a sudden? You know BAM! and its wide spread pandemonium.

Originally posted by Rocketman7
What if it just like happens all of a sudden? You know BAM! and its wide spread pandemonium.

ATS will be the first to know

Look out things are looking kind of crappy today...

Yes! But more colors, a rainbow of colors, but you are right...the poop definitely goes on the top.