Brit wanted to join al-Qaeda but wanted none 'of the violent stuff'

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posted on Apr, 7 2012 @ 07:52 AM
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This guy is hilarious.

Brit wanted to join al-Qaeda but wanted none 'of the violent stuff'

A British man arrested as he landed at Mogadishu airport said yesterday he was in Somalia to join al-Qaeda but wanted none "of the violent stuff" and was looking for "somewhere sunny" to "relax" with fellow Muslims.



Somali police are holding Clive Dennis, 45, from London, on suspicion of entering the country illegally and plotting to join Islamic radicals waging a war to control the country according to a strict interpretation of Islam.

Mr Dennis, who was reportedly born in Jamaica, appeared unaware that his smoking, short Rastafarian-style dreadlocks and earrings would have marked him out as a delinquent in the eyes of al-Shabaab's religious commanders.

He was allegedly found to be carrying hashish in his luggage, which would likely have brought him an instant death sentence if he had managed to make contact with the jihadists.

The Telegraph


So he was unaware that his hashish would have had him executed if he had actually found the jihadists!

What a star.




posted on Apr, 7 2012 @ 07:55 AM
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Somewhere "sunny to relax". No offense, but Mogadishu isn't exactly the first place that comes to mind...





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