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The End of the World is only a few years away - Proof.

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posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:38 AM
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The end is nigh.



It really is the end of the world. The evidence is a little old, but it never really came to me until now. Anyone that is familiar with popular trends on TV will now exactly where this is coming from...



....wait for it.













Keep waiting....







Leading up to this evidence I'd like to quote Scarface:

"Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a f'n little baby wit'er!"

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You probably guessed it already right?














Snooki, from Jersey Shore having a baby. Is this the work of the devil? Is the world ending? By far the strongest evidence I've seen.







And to seal it all off, I leave you with a quote of the soon to be mother:

"I'll Cut a Bitch If You Mess With My Baby!"

Read more: www.usmagazine.com...





posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:44 AM
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The movie Idiocracy comes to mind.

Only the stupid people are having babies.




posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:48 AM
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Originally posted by litterbaux
The movie Idiocracy comes to mind.

Only the stupid people are having babies.



I just don't think it's a good year to have one, I'm going to wait.




posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:48 AM
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ROFLMA OFF!!!!

I guess the tension of the universe caused by the solar encrusted gas clouds have finally worked their evil! I KNEW Snooki was the Whore of Babylon....en.wikipedia.org...

Its time to go to my bunker now.....See ya on the other side Boncho



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:48 AM
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If there is a tanning bed and vodka I'm sure we could convince Snooki to join us.




posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:49 AM
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I hope Child Protective Services grabs that kid as soon as it pops out of that orange troll.

It's people like her and the Kardashians that make me kind of agree with Nazi eugenics enforcement.



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:53 AM
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hahaha cool



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:57 AM
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It's people like her and the Kardashians that make me kind of agree with Nazi eugenics enforcement.
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...
...that was...



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 12:59 AM
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KIll it! Kill it before it lays eggs!.....FUUUUUUUU



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 01:00 AM
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Oh my. Thank you.I needed that tonight.
Too much doom and gloom in the brain, needed to laugh at snooki...



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 01:17 AM
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FLY PELICAN FLY!!

2nd



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 01:40 AM
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The end of the World will mean that men will mate with anything...including this Snooki-thing.

I fear you are right Boncho. Our time has come if this thing is going to spew forth a snooki off spring.




posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 01:41 AM
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That baby is probably already pregnant, in nine months its going to be a messy russian doll pop out



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 01:43 AM
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Originally posted by jude11
The end of the World will mean that men will mate with anything...including this Snooki-thing.

I fear you are right Boncho. Our time has come if this thing is going to spew forth a snooki off spring.



10,000 years from now, Snooki could be the long lost grandmother of millions. Food for thought.




posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 02:06 AM
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I have never even seen Jersey shore... Why do people care about celebrities.



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 06:21 AM
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And all this time we thought Willy Wonka was just a slightly eccentric candy maker...
He's been genetically engineering them oompa loompahs and setting them loose on the planet.



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 06:26 AM
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LMFAO!

This just proves my point too, the idiots are the only ones breeding right now. It sickens me that kids actually look up to her. First of all what are the parents of those kids thinking letting their kids watch this trash show?!

I dont have kids and not sure if I want to in this nutso world with kids role models being people like this!



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 08:35 AM
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I think I remember reading somewhere that her due date was 12-12-2012.
Strangely appropriate...



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 10:52 AM
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Actually it's only 259 days:

www.2012supplies.com...



posted on Apr, 5 2012 @ 02:02 PM
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What exactly, is the OPPOSITE of an Immaculate Conception?

Because that's what this is (Snooki being preggers)




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