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So that you are always "guilty" of something and more willing to accept punishment and/or restrictions.
Originally posted by WarJohn
A typical judge would say: Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Why is that so when there are so many laws that no one can possibly keep up with them all?
Having arrived in the USA, the Russians were given the book about the craziest American laws. For example, in Colombia sex - other than in a missionary position - is forbidden; in Kentucky it is forbidden to bring a lion to a movie theater; in Florida it is strictly forbidden to have sex with porcupines!
As it is known, forbidden fruit is always sweet, especially for Russians.
Doctors at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center made the following diagnosis: 'needles of a porcupine in genitals'.
At first 32-year-old Anton and 30-year-old Eugenie had a good laugh at the senseless law written by local authorities. And then, after helping themselves with whisky, they decided to break this funny law.