Greetings world, It is I the supreme leader of earth. But please I want to keep things informal, after all we're among friends here. Please call me
Well gang, its been a crazy couple of years hasn't it? Mass suicides after 2012 turned out to be just another day and all the mental patients realized
they had not ascended into the 5th dimension, World wars as countries fought over dwindling resources and freaking aliens harvesting humans for food
and DNA samples. Who the hell would have thought that human lower intestines were an alien delicacy, although I must admit it kind of explains all
that probing back in the early20th century.
But we survived it all, Even that deadly retrovirus outbreak, well some of us did. Now I know what your thinking, you're thinking "But Bill, it was
you and your team of freedom fighters that released that virus to kill the aliens who were feeding on the humans." not one of my shining moments I
will admit BUT it did get the job done didnt it?
Ok so there are only 50 or so of us left on earth so what. Look we can all stand around here and play the blame game but I want to move forward. You
there, yes you left arm Larry... what suggestions do you have for the new Empire?............and dont say a left handed store. Oh you want to have a
Democratic election to choose a leader? yeah sure we can do that. Err Charlie why don't you take Larry out the back and show him the new voting booth
we constructed. Just follow Charlie down there...
You see people, this is how the new Empire needs to work. Its all about the human element of approachability....!!BANG!!....I do value your honest
feedback. Now do we have any more suggestions? No? oh ok, ill make one then.
My first suggestion is a Palace, If im to be your leader I need to be able to entertain foreign dignitaries in the style they have become accustomed
to....sorry what was that lucky Pete? ........Oh I see, well you do make a very valid point. Yes you are right since there are no other countries how
can there be anybody foreign. You see folks we need smarts like this in the Empire. From now on im making Peter the Vice chancellor of Education.
Carlie would you please show the Vice chancellor to his quarters. He has quite a bit of work ahead of him and he will want to get settled into his new
You see that initiative? That is precisely the kind of quick thinking this Empire needs.....!!BANG!!.....We are blessed to have a man like Pete
working for us. Well thats all the members of the council chosen, are there any more questions or suggestions before we convene this world gathering?
None? This is an open forum people. I am a man just like you and I make mistakes. I expect to be corrected if I am wrong...
..."errr....I have a question"....!!!BANG..BANG..BANG!!!.........Any other questions???
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