posted on Apr, 2 2012 @ 05:34 PM
reply to post by ninjas4321
Put an Ad in the local Detroit paper, under job postings, who knows.....
BE YOUR OWN BOSS
Looking for a masked vigilante hero to work graveyard shift
* Ability to spend extended amounts of time in a bullet/stab proof skin tight suit and mask
* Must be knowledgeable in all martial arts studies and have hands on experience in kicking ass.
* Have expert knowledge and experience with past, present and future weapons technology
* Have above normal proficiency with electronics and computer technology for vehicle gadget and in-house system upgrades, unrestricted access to
mainframe to assist with data base compiling, tracking and monitoring.
* Remain completely Anonymous to everyone (unless you have some old butler that already knows)
* Begin working as soon as night falls and try to wrap it up before dawn.
* Use all and any means necessary to apprehend all types of criminals and kick their ass to make them think twice about doing a bad deeds in the
future. (refer to "the pink book of criminals" for more information on the types of criminals that plague the world)
* Never harm an innocent (ie: kids, non-criminals, etc)
The pay is really bad at first (ie: nothing, hopefully you are filthy rich from inheritence). But remember, all criminals usually have a wad, bag or
suitcase full of hundred dollar bills and they won't need that in jail with a fractured jaw and broken leg.