Well I still have two weeks left on vacation.
I planned on taking a trip to Denver this week but things fell through. So I’m going to Tombstone for the weekend. My girlfriend and I are going to
rent a jeep and go explore some ghost towns in south eastern AZ.
So this week I’m on my own. Well I still have you guys.
Probably just hang out maybe go see a couple movies.
First I have to tell you about my crazy neighbors.
I live in Phoenix at an apartment complex. It’s not fancy or anything but it’s not a bad place. The apartments themselves are nice. I rent a two
bedroom two bath it’s about 1200 square feet. There’s a washer and dryer and the appliances are only two or three years old. Even though I live
by myself I chose the two bedroom because at the time it was only about $50 more a month than a one bedroom. So I got a guest bed room / den and a
second bath for $50 a month. I thought it was worth it. Don’t know if it’s the same price now and I don’t care. I just signed a one year
In my opinion the most you would want living in one of these apartments is four maybe five people. I would have to say no more than four. Two adults
and two children even four adults but I think it would be a little crowded with four adults. Maybe two adults and three children but that would be
pushing it a bit.
So today I find out three units down from mine there are at least eight people living in a two bedroom two bath apartment!!!! That’s what they admit
to the apartment manager but I think there are more people living in that apartment. The police have been called on them several times in the past
month. Mostly for noise complaints but there have been a couple fights. They’ve only lived here two months and I heard through the grapevine they
are already a month behind on rent. Plus I’m pretty sure there’s a move-in special where the first month is free! (Think about that for a
Yesterday afternoon I was sitting at my computer desk in my spare bedroom when I heard what sounded like a fight out in the parking lot. I looked out
the window to see this shirtless hairy back man beating up some woman. I couldn’t believe it the guy outweighed her by at least a hundred pounds.
Plus I was raised that men don’t hit women! I yelled at him to stop and surprisingly he did. He said something which I couldn’t understand and
just casually walked away.
I could tell the woman was hurt. She was sitting leaned against a wall and I could see she was bleeding from her nose and mouth. I called 911 and then
went out to check on her and to make sure the idiot who beat her up didn’t come back. Turns out it was her husband and the way I understand it she
was late coming home from someplace so he beat the # out of her.
The cops showed up and took the dude away and an ambulance came and took the woman away. I think she’ll be okay, physically anyway.
So I was talking with a few of my neighbors about what happened when we see the apartment manager walking toward the hillbilly apartment with a cop.
That is how I have come to think of them as the hillbilly clan. Sorry if I’ve offend any hillbillies out there. (You know who you are.)
I’m not kidding you should see these people. The guy who kicked his wives ass is so freaking gross. He always walked around wearing dirty tennis
shoes and shorts. That’s it. I don’t know if he doesn’t own a shirt or what the deal is but he never wears one. Take my word for it when I say
this is one guy who should cover his body up! He looks like a bald pregnant hairy woman.
The rest of them are just as bad if not worse. Maybe they are retarded or inbred or retarded inbreds I just don’t know what their problem is. I saw
one of their devil spawn the other day and he reminded me of Pugsley from the Adams Family.
So anyway the manager and cop were in the apartment for about 15 minutes when my little group of friends started to wonder what was going on in the
hillbilly apartment. I started thinking of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Then they started coming out one hillbilly, two hillbillies, three hillbillies, all the way to six adult hillbillies and two child hillbillies. I
don’t know where they all went but the cop and manager came out about ten minutes later. Whew I was getting worried. I guess there were still a
couple hillbillies inside.
Anyway my sources tell me they are being evicted. Who knows how long that will take.
My other neighbors seem okay. One of them actually brought me a plate of cookies last night for dessert. Mmmmm chocolate chip and walnut and they were
So that’s my story about my crazy neighbors. Sounds like they are moving maybe to a home near you.
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