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Originally posted by pheonix358
Always bugged me.
God came down and gave Mary a baby. I have never heard if this was artificial insemination or the implanting of an embryo. Doesn't matter!
Mary was married to Joseph and there is this Commandment about not taking another mans wife. Should Mary be stoned (as in to death). Is Jesus a bastard. Is he a God or is he half human. It is very confusing!
Originally posted by IpsissimusMagus
Y'all are a bunch of Satanists.
Don't forget Smurfology
Various conspiracy theories and urban legends have arisen around the comic book and children's television cartoon The Smurfs (originally created by Belgian cartoonist Peyo). These theories have variously atributed the Smurfs as being communist, nazis or Satanists
Satanism and the Smurfs The Satanic Smurf Craze was a widespread rumour or urban legend that came to a head in 1983 in Puerto Rico. It was similar to other Latin American scares, such as the chupacabra and the Gnome sightings in Argentina. The rumours told of how people had been seeing Smurfs dressed as The Devil, and practising Satanism. Some have linked the rumours to the fact that in an episode of The Smurfs television series, Gargamel makes the mark of a pentagram on the floor and generally practises black magic. Papa Smurf also creates potions and spells, which are considered by some to be a form of magic