this place stinks...

and i'm here to make it smell better!

friend of mine told me about this site this weekend, gave it a look and i love it.

let's see here. what would my top favorite topics be on this site? have to say aliens, metaphysics and survival.

i love how much info is on this site. looked around at other sites like this and none of them ever really seemed interesting to me but for some reason this one did so i just had to sign up.

guess that's about all i've got for now. look forward to joining this community and maybe being able to add something to it.

Excellent introduction for someone on April Fools Day!

We have tried and tried to get the stink out, but you know how goat is........the Illuminati brought them on bring a pet to work day. Welcome, you sure bout this?? It is the best site on the net, your gonna fit right in!

**sprays some febreeze** Welcome!

After that great title and intro, can't wait to see what you bring to the plate. Welcome!!

Iamschist let the goat out of the bag...

So, with great joy, and glad to be rid of another one...here's your very own ATS pet goat. Remember, you must bring it on *bring a pet to work day*.....

Welcome to your new addiction....



Des

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Welcome deo4urbo

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hopefully not all of you smell that baaaaaad cuz odors really get my goat (yeah...full of cheese...me, not the goat)

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thanks for all the info! i'll make sure to give those links a looksee.

my friend made sure to tell me about the search function...told me to always make sure i check before i post, otherwise i'll post the same stories someone else already has. said you all are a pretty sharp bunch so i have to be quick around here!

Originally posted by deo4urbo
reply to post by Destinyone

 

hopefully not all of you smell that baaaaaad

cuz odors really get my goat (yeah...full of cheese...me, not the goat)

Wondered why it smelled like feet. What kind of cheese? And welcome.LOL

Hey hey, welcome to ATS!

You just made me think I joined a year ago... And it'll never come back!!!

But there were great moments of impending doom and other stuff. You'll like it. Oh, you already said you did...

I'm a GMO human being and my stink glands have been repressed, so no worries here. Seriously though, I don't stink, I can roll around in poo and still not stink. I love my stink-free life! Xenongod

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WELCOME!!!!!!

Hey, I used deodorant today...really I did.

What a unique Intro.....

I hope you hang around here for a long time....feel free to message me if you have questions.

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Welcome to ATS, Deo!
Sorry about that, I forgot to put on some deo today.
(Pun intentional)


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I can't help it.

Two of our cooks quit tonight and I got stuck in the kitchen all night, so...

Maybe I should shower before checking threads and suchlike..

Anywho, welcome to the madhouse!

Welcome!!!! Look forward to hearing your input.

lol why did you start the post with "This place stinks?"

Welcome, I'm also just starting to post on ATS.

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Smell my finger ?

I usually put vicks on my stache before I sign on.

Welcome to ATS.