What are you feeding aliens when they visit your home?

Calcium of coarse. They are very frail for earths graxity. So on extended stays they need as much calciun as possible. They don't think much of food more or less they like tablets.

Ice cream, margarine, juice.

Ex-lax.

For the giggles.

I promise you its calcium. See they have been studying this planet and our ability to absorb calcium in our bones. They seem to not have this ability due to zero gravity in space. Most calcium absorbed in thier body goes directly to brain tissue. They have to have large amounts of calcium in order to efficently absorb calcium in thier bones. They have watche us hear on earth and have viewd our process of protecting bones of our ancestors inside of large boxes placed under ground and even our process of collecting animal and dinosaur bones for displays in museums and find it is a precious item to people on earth. They have been studying cows on regular basis because they believe this is our source on earth for most of our calcium and they want to learn how to reproduce calcium for themselves by learning from us.

on a return to camelot supersoldier video one reptilian eyewitness claims dracos love draino; splash of h2o. not a joke per the vid.

Originally posted by StealthyKat
It seems they love ice cream....who knew?

aliensloveicecream.com...

& go for a Probe..?

Depends whether or not they like fatty foods......

If they don't care I will feed them my mother-in-law.

My neighbors mop looking abominations that never stop barking.

the last time some dropped into north-east Texas,
I fed them corn bread soaked in neck bone juice
Just kidding

Baby Cakes, Sweet Cheeks, and Belly Button Lint!

reply to post by GLontra


so thats why all the neighbors cats disappered.....thanks

reply to post by JBA2848


that may be the reason for cow mutilations around here ........

reply to post by JBA2848


you are right they took my cosco cacium pills and all the carnation dried milk from my survival bunker.

reply to post by azureskys


thats where my 5 water buffalo ended? are they doing chem-trails?

reply to post by Iamschist


are the cakes made with real babies?

reply to post by grumpydaysleeper


they showed up at dyers in asarillo one night and we made them eat a 40 oz steak baked potato shrimp cocktsail but they exploded

reply to post by mwood


please do they ate mine thank god she was such a witch now if they would only eat my ex wife....... threy tried but spit her out she was toxic to them also

reply to post by spoonbender


it looks like they got out of the cage and want dessert

reply to post by thebarbecuemaster

are the cakes made with real babies?

naw, they be tiny cakes!