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posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:28 PM
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Hey guys,

I'm just extremely bored right now, and can't think of any conspiracies I haven't already picked a part.

I'm in need of entertainment or mental stimulation, please take it upon your self to tell me something...anything!!

Need to rant? Want to share a fact? Want to crack a joke?

Fire away!!




posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:32 PM
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Never under any circumstances,
make sand castles out of kitty litter.



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:33 PM
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reply to post by bekisu
 


LoL, I've actually tried that!!



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:34 PM
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Reincarnation can be a bitch sometimes...



Hail Kitler!!



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:36 PM
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Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways.



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:37 PM
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reply to post by Sinny
 


Here's my entry to the ATS Unleashed: Joke of the Week! thread:


Originally posted by Casandra

Two men are sitting at a bar when a third one walks in. He walks up to the bartender and says: "Give me 20 shots of vodka". The bartender hands them to him and the guy drinks.

When he's finished, he gets up and starts walking on the walls and roof, over and over again. He finishes the stunt with a triple backflip. Content, he walks out.

The guy on the bar says to his friend: "Did you see THAT?"
The friend answers: "Yeah... He left without paying!





posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:37 PM
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Seems like the older I get, the bigger my nose looks........wish that worked for everything else.



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:43 PM
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A little advice:

When you are about to go to bed and you see a closet/cupboard door open, for the love of everything holy to you, CLOSE IT or you WILL bump your head against it when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:44 PM
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reply to post by Sinny
 


!!! EEEW! lol...hope it wasn't used kitty litter!



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:45 PM
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Quick questions, one word or sentence answers only:

1) Did aliens visit America in 1954?
2) Was the moon landing real?
3) Was 9/11 an inside job?
4) Is there a civilization under the Earth?
5) Are Aliens real?
6)To be or not to be?
7) who will be the biggest superpower in ten years time?
8) Who was jack the ripper?

GO!

ETA: It was clean kitty litter
lol

And they're just the first random things that came to mind for anyone wondering

edit on 29-3-2012 by Sinny because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:46 PM
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Why don't they sell soap on a rope everywhere, like they did when I was a kid?
And what happened to those cool bath toys, that looked like a duck or a car, that you could put a bar of soap in and they had a sponge on the bottom?



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:48 PM
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What on Earth is soap on rope? lol



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:48 PM
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an englishman, irishman amd scotsman walk into a bar and the bartender says "what is this? some kind of joke?".



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:50 PM
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reply to post by Sinny
 


LOL exactly what it sounds like!
Soap made with a rope in it, that you could hang on your shower head, or around your neck.


(Insert prison jokes here)



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:50 PM
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reply to post by josephamccoy
 


Haha me likes that one



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:51 PM
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1) Did aliens visit America in 1954? probably
2) Was the moon landing real? unsure
3) Was 9/11 an inside job? YES
4) Is there a civilization under the Earth? unsure
5) Are Aliens real? yes
6)To be or not to be? not to be
7) who will be the biggest superpower in ten years time? greenland
8) Who was jack the ripper? queens surgeon



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:52 PM
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1 maybe
2 i think so
3 i hope not but probably was
4 why not
5 sure
6 that is the question
7 nwo
8 a chick

and now a link to the best ats thread ever
www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:52 PM
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reply to post by josephamccoy
 


Awesome! Thanks for taking part



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:54 PM
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reply to post by TheGuyFawkes
 


Wow, thanks for the laugh!



posted on Mar, 29 2012 @ 03:55 PM
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reply to post by chiefsmom
 


they are in poundshops up and down the land except they aren''t made as well and some how not as enthralling as they were when you were younger! that and woolworths shut down.



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