"Single Gun Related Death makes National News!"
In a stunning show of callousness, cruelty, and self service; a single gun related death in a small, barely known county of Florida was propelled to
national headlines today, past dozens of other gun related deaths in the United States that day alone.
From the Federal Beuarau of Investigations own statistics, there are at least 40 gun related deaths per DAY in the United States, and yet....
bafflingly, this one single case gets put into the national spotlight above and beyond the other incidents, as if to say that this one incident was
more important than all of the others combined.
Press reporters and journalists at the scene were horrified that people could give so much of a [snip] for a single, isolated incident, of what is
essentially an everyday occurrence in the United States of America.
"Yeah, I mean it's strange" reported Ted Johnson of Plainsville, South Floridania, "I mean, we have people dying on a massive level... literally
hundreds of thousands all over the world, dead, dead, dead..." he continued "And a lot of those are straight up murders, ya know? But no-one gives a
literal rat's [snip] about any of them..."
Another random person who we interviewed had this to say, "Yeah, you know? It's like they think that this one incident is more important than all of
the other deaths that happened in the whole [snip]ing world, right?" Fred Smithington added, "It's almost like they are saying, 'No-one else's death
is more important than this one', you know?"
"And then they try to hit you over the head with this massive guilt trip, like 'Oh, you don't care? You must be a heartless monster!' So I'm all like,
'Well, you don't seem to give two [snip]s about anyone else's death... so I guess that makes you MORE of a monster, doesn't it?' ha ha ha"
edit on 28-3-2012 by ErtaiNaGia because: I am the Source of this article.