Best intelligent quotes

Let's see if we could come out some with good quotes, shall we ?

Here's one

"For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion."

- unknown



Star me plzzz

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
Jiddu Krishnamurti

"I fart in your general direction"

Got this from another poster some time ago

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" ~Epicurus

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Dude, that aint soo GOOD

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

- lol

Great minds discuss ideas;

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

"Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?" - unknown

I aways say what I think so I don't know what saying nothing feels like.

I like this one too...

“Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.”

- Ambrose Redmoon

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i love this one!!!! funny as hell! thors coming!!!

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" I am the Master of the Cli..."oops

"No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn."
-Jim Morrison

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
-George Carlin

"I don't want your Mom to worry alright? When she worries she starts saying things like 'I told you so' or 'Stop doing that I'm asleep"
-Peter Griffin

something ain't square here,theres too many angles!
look busy,jesus is coming!
if your opinion mattered,maybe i'd listen!
stupidity should be painfull!
dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians!
fat people are hard to kidnap!
i'm hearing voices,and they don't like you!
my other car is a piece of crap too!
ha ha ha! i can go on all day!
cool post,good for a change here

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008

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Winning an argument online is like winning the special Olympics. Even if you win your still a retard
-lol

Well this is one of my own (it is cleaned up a bit for ATS)

"Shoula, woulda, and coulda all got together and nothing happened" - Sean Harpur aka Raivan

"You can run, but you'll just die tired" - unknown

"Hey emo kid, it's down the street not across the road" - unknown (but often used by me so maybe it's mine)

"There is no try, only do or do not" - Yoda

"something something something darkside, something something complete" - Family guy

"Fat chicks need lovin too,...but they gotta pay" - Quagmire (family guy)

"I've learned that nature can be cruel,... but I can be crueler" - Ren Hoek (Ren and Stimpy)

" (it is) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln


"who's shuffling around back there?" - Abraham Lincoln

"What Indians? i don't see no stinkin indians" - General Custer

ok so the last two are jokes.

"We have learned from experience that men never learn from experience" -George Bernard Shaw

Also, I like these from a list of the top ten things you can't say at work:

"I see you've chosen this special time to embarass yourself in public."
"I like you, you remind me of me when I was young and stupid."
"What you're saying sounds like English but I can understand a word your saying."

To be a friend you must be real,
To be real you must have emotion,
To have emotion you must be human

Something I came up with.

Every time my daughter says I can't I always say

"Can't never could", not sure where I heard that, but remember hearing it somewhere lol

My favorite is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

“Damn the particle, but there is salvation for the aggregate. A gust of wind is wild and free, but there are handcuffs on the storm”.

Charles Fort

www.forteana.org...