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reply posted on 24-9-2004 @ 03:42 AM by dr_strangecraft
The lawyer-speak is only part of it.

We also have such a variety of cultures living together (or being the targets of our exports) that there is no more "common frame of reference."

Read on a bottle of antibiotics: "Take one pill BY MOUTH three times daily." Where did you think I was gonna put it? Um, well . . . it was for diahrea, right?

But my doctor says that in Africa, most medications, even over the counter, are dispensed as suppositories. There ya go.

Another is the number of idiots in a population of 290 million. Too stupid to live, but not too stupid to reproduce.

about 6 years ago, I just loved watching the floodwaters, washing trees across the road, and the cops come up and set up a roadblock. Here comes the first dufus, who drives AROUND the squadcars and OVER the burning flares, and into the water. I and a group of homo sapiens applauded as the cops on the other side arrested him. "But I thought I could make it . . ." was his defense.

Talk to an ER nurse, and ask how many teenage girls come in, with the remnants of a rubber band and a ziploc(tm) baggie up their privates. They were 'improvizing a condom' for safe sex. A level I trauma center clears at least one of those cases a month. seriously.

Then there was the immagrant family that suffocated. The flood waters cut off the electricity, so they decided to cook dinner over their charcoal grill. It was pouring rain outside, so they set it up in the garage . . and asphyxiated themselves.

The list goes on and on, people.

A thousand years ago, when I was a junior level management trainee, I got reprimanded at a company meeting. Manager asks "can someone tell me what to do if there's a fire in this waste-basket?" I immediately said, "Put it Out." Wrong. Survey says that employees are not authorised to handled the situation. Call 9-1-1 immediately.

I was considered a smart aleck for suggesting that someone shout "fire!" to co-workers and mgt before picking up a telephone.


Enron, that is why I now live in the country. people actually stop to help each other change flats. They wave. and if smoke is pouring out of your garage, they come running (of course, some of them are probably hoping it's a barbeque!)

Folks in the sticks still think for themselves, which is why I love redneck america.

Rant did a thread a month or so ago on that very topic. The folks who still try to run their own businesses that have signs in their yards saying "Guns Smithed" or "Home-grown Tomatoes" or "We deal beanie-babies".




reply posted on 24-9-2004 @ 11:28 AM by dr_strangecraft
At my POE, there is a shredder with three "no-no" symbols on it. You know, the circle with the bar from upper right to lower left.

The first is a staple. Fine no staples it is.

The next picture is a hand. Gee, so much for getting a manicure there.

The third one though, is a picture of a necktie with the "no-no" line through it.

So, were they just being funny, or do people really not pay attention to their neckties and shredders, or is this sort of an office prank that goes horribly wrong? I think one of the safety engineers has had too many steak dinners at Trail Dust.

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Farm work is the second most dangerous US occupation, after mining. I farmed on and off for people since I was in junior high.

I used to work on ranches, and I'm trying to google some of the quite graphic safety symbols on farm machinery. There were days on the tractor where you'd be bailing hay and just kept staring at those signs, freaking yourself out. at first I thought it was me, but other workers and even the landowner commented on it.

The two that stick in my head are as follows.

On the cowling over the drive shaft for a hay bailer: not a "no-no" symbol, just a symbol of an arm and hand, wrapped around the drive-shaft like a corkscrew.

The other one was of a hand too close to two intermeshing gears. The fingers are just stumps, and what are obviously fingertips are flying out the other side of the gear, in the same order they would have come off the hand.

It was a John Deere machine, but I can't find the decals on their sites. Too bad, it'd freak y'all out, too.


reply posted on 24-9-2004 @ 11:49 AM by EnronOutrunHomerun
love the sign LordGoofus
Originally posted by dr_strangecraft
Enron, that is why I now live in the country. people actually stop to help each other change flats. They wave. and if smoke is pouring out of your garage, they come running (of course, some of them are probably hoping it's a barbeque!)

Rant did a thread a month or so ago on that very topic. The folks who still try to run their own businesses that have signs in their yards saying "Guns Smithed" or "Home-grown Tomatoes" or "We deal beanie-babies".


You made a lot of excellent points - and I do understand that many of these warnings and precautions are there for our own safety...a blatant example of what happens when you ignore those are in your story about the idiot who was in a rush and tried to avoid the road block...but the other examples I think are of ones where pure ignorance comes into play...the guy in the car new better, but the other people just had no friggin clue.

It makes you wonder whether or not a label on this or that truly makes that much of a difference to this ilk of our species...can they read? would they read it even if they could?

I don't know a descent American who wouldn't help a stranger when they're in need, but I do know plenty of the same people who will ignore this need with the assumption that there will be another person behind me that will help...and everyone behind him has the same thing in their mind...it's only those select few with nerves of steal and a geniune desire to help that make a difference...

But that's looking at this from a more morbid perspective...with real-life risks and threats that occur every day to people who are simply not "in the know", or caught in something they can't get out of alone...a tragedy...but on the flip side there are those, like the lady who sued McDonald's, who demand these warnings out of greed and a special reserved kind of ignorance that no doubt ages like wine...

Can there not be a law imposed on these people pre-law suit....an official document we can hand them that says "hey, you're an idiot for thinking you can do this and get away with, and here's the proof" Sure it's easy to ignore the signs and the labels...but it's not as easy to ignore the childish implications of our intelligence or the stir it creates in the media...

If nothing else...can we not at least resort to the gut-busting humor of Japanese Engrish...



[edit on 9/24/2004 by EnronOutrunHomerun]


reply posted on 24-9-2004 @ 01:16 PM by EnronOutrunHomerun

Ya gotta love this one...never read a book while you should be tending to your crispy and well-done steaks...

Or how about this one...

It means, if your caretaker lets go of your wheelchair in attempt to secure your inheritance he left for his only "true friend," forget it buddy, b/c his family will sue your ass off for their rightful money after they can properly ID him from the reminents of the gator's bowls...

[edit on 9/24/2004 by EnronOutrunHomerun]
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