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Originally posted by Golf66
LOL - I thought this thread was about this...
I guess I was wrong; this is funny though.
Originally posted by randomname
reply to post by MisterFister103
are you ill. why do you have to mock Christianity. what has Jesus done do you. if you don't believe in Jesus let it go.
to be angry at someone or something that has done no harm to you isn't rational or sane. or maybe Jesus is tormenting that little pathetic demon you carry around.
Originally posted by ezekielken
Maybe Red Bull is the anti-christ?
Originally posted by lonewolf19792000
reply to post by groingrinder
Were Jesus alive today, he would be turned away at the door of 99 percent of the churches for not being dressed well enough.
This is a stereotype generalization. Have you ever been in 99% of the churches today? No? Then this is called "bearing false witness" or LYING, which Jesus does have a problem with.
I can assure you, alot of us do not even care what you wear. I wear shorts and t-shirts to church when it's warm and sweatsuit when its colder and no one even looks at me or says anything, so that shows what you do not know. Jesus doesn;t care about what you're wearing. 2000 years ago most people only had the clothes on their backs and deoderant didn't even exist, so stow your sterotypical comments.
Originally posted by boncho
Originally posted by Hope4TheBest
Originally posted by homeslice
oh, poor christians... offended by almost everything.
I agree. It's a joke. God would want you to laugh and be happy.
Should we have been offended because of the Geico cavemen? What's the difference? Both historical figures that had an impact on the development of our civilization...
I always wondered what kind of God wants people running around pissed off all the time, seems like all of them sometimes.
Maybe people are praying to the wrong ones...