An Irishman and Two Indians are walking...

when one of the Indian Men stop at a cave entrance and call into the cave "Woo Woo"...
Paddy hears from the cave a reply "Woo Woo" and watches one of the Indian Men rip off his clothes and run excitedly into the cave.

Paddy asks the other Indian Man... "Wots thet abut?"

The Indian Man says to Paddy, "oh that just part of our mating ritual"

Paddy and the Indian Man keep walking until they reach another cave... Paddy watches the other Indian Man yell into the cave, "Woo Woo" and sure enough a "Woo Woo' is heard from inside the cave... The Indian Man winks at Paddy, rips off his clothes and runs naked into the cave...

Paddy is left to walk by himself and after some time he comes upon another cave, it is a little larger but Paddy thinks, hey might get lucky so he yells out, "Woo Woo" into the opening... and sure enough he hears a reply... "Woo Woo" so he rips off his clothes and runs into the opening...

The next day, Paddy was on the News....

"Crazy Nude Irishman Killed by Train.

I don't get it, what happened to the two indian men then? plz tell me so i can laugh, it's why i came in

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Originally posted by rainychica
I don't get it, what happened to the two indian men then? plz tell me so i can laugh, it's why i came in

edit on 22-3-2012 by rainychica because: (no reason given)

all you need to learn from this is that Paddy's (Irish People) are very f**king stupid.

hilarious stuff.

Originally posted by lacrimaererum

Originally posted by rainychica
I don't get it, what happened to the two indian men then? plz tell me so i can laugh, it's why i came in

edit on 22-3-2012 by rainychica because: (no reason given)

all you need to learn from this is that Paddy's (Irish People) are very f**king stupid.

hilarious stuff.

Not so f***ing stupid so as to know how to use an apostrophe correctly.

Originally posted by rainychica
I don't get it, what happened to the two indian men then? plz tell me so i can laugh, it's why i came in

edit on 22-3-2012 by rainychica because: (no reason given)

Im not sure if you are being sarcastic but, first 2 caves the Indian men went into had women replying back with the "Woo Woo" but the 3rd cave the Irish man went into had a Train replying with a "Woo Woo".

Originally posted by HumansEh

Originally posted by lacrimaererum

Originally posted by rainychica
I don't get it, what happened to the two indian men then? plz tell me so i can laugh, it's why i came in

edit on 22-3-2012 by rainychica because: (no reason given)

all you need to learn from this is that Paddy's (Irish People) are very f**king stupid.

hilarious stuff.

Not so f***ing stupid so as to know how to use an apostrophe correctly.

whats an apostrophe?

please forgive me, i'm a stupid f**king irish person.

Originally posted by luciddream

Originally posted by rainychica
I don't get it, what happened to the two indian men then? plz tell me so i can laugh, it's why i came in

edit on 22-3-2012 by rainychica because: (no reason given)

Im not sure if you are being sarcastic but, first 2 caves the Indian men went into had women replying back with the "Woo Woo" but the 3rd cave the Irish man went into had a Train replying with a "Woo Woo".

Was there anyone else hurt?
Where was the train going to?
Did the indians attend the funeral?

I have heard nothing about this tragic story anywhere else.
Man I love ATS.

Trains in Ireland go 'choo choo'.
It's this confusion and loss in translation that led to paddy's untimely death, to be sure!

R.I.P,P, (Rest In Paddy Peace).

Blimey. If people genuinely don't get this, then the ''larger cave'' which Paddy walked in to was a train tunnel, and his shout of ''woo woo'' was reciprocated by an onrushing train's horn.

Also, the spelling: "Wots thet abut?" is an absolutely terrible representation of an Irish accent.

Poor show.

is this the same paddy who when fell down a hole asked his friend 'murphy' to call him an ambulance.
to which murphy replied ' ok, you're an ambulance' ?

the same paddy who whent to the department store and asked for a 'potato clock', the clerk asked 'what are you talking about, we sell cukkoo clocks, carriage clocks and grandfather clocks, whats a potato clock.
paddy replies 'i dont know but i start my new job at 9am tommorow, and my wife said i should get a potato clock'

Originally posted by lacrimosa
is this the same paddy who when fell down a hole asked his friend 'murphy' to call him an ambulance.
to which murphy replied ' ok, you're an ambulance' ?

the same paddy who whent to the department store and asked for a 'potato clock', the clerk asked 'what are you talking about, we sell cukkoo clocks, carriage clocks and grandfather clocks, whats a potato clock.
paddy replies 'i dont know but i start my new job at 9am tommorow, and my wife said i should get a potato clock'

Oh I see! His wife really said that he should get a pot-a-toe-cock, and paddy simply mis-heard!
Haha! Nice one!

Dumb Paddy!

Actually I knew a few interesting Irishmen in the past.
One way the owner of a conservatory company -Paddy O' Doors.
The other was in the shampoo business -Tim O' Teigh.

Nice guys. I miss them. Paddy was a very open type of person
and Tim was very sleek, yet very honest and squeaky clean.

I have two good English friends now though, so I'm good.
Mike Hock, a postman, is a cool mate, who is always pulling the piss.
Mike Hunt is in the fishery business. He is OK, but can be a bit of a slippery costumer.
(M&M I call them - Melt in your hand and your mouth! )

Anyways, ToodlePip.

reply to post by pshea38

are you from new zealand or something?
: T

Originally posted by lacrimosa
reply to post by pshea38

 

are you from new zealand or something?
: T

I am a (dumb) Paddy from Ireland. Really.
You don't like my jokes, no?
Are you from new zealand?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.

reply to post by Sherlock Holmes


yeah I agree but it is hard to write Irish... how can I speed up the words in a written context?

how would you have written it? and I have an Aussie accent anyway so bound to stuff any other language up...

reply to post by pshea38


do you mean the lysdexic?

all in all dis tred is funny