posted on Mar, 21 2012 @ 11:42 PM
First, you need to see this thread:
In there, you will learn that there is a HEAVY MASS OBJECT incoming toward Earth!
This Object is currently in a gravitational "tug of war" with the Sun, and Earth is caught in the middle! In fact, the two enormous bodies (one of
which is invisible because it is made of magic) have created a "gravity trough," a phenomenon that is so rare that it was invented specifically
because of this situation.
At 4:58 AM, UTC, TODAY, Earth will crash through this Gravity Trough, and the results may be CATASTROPHIC! I worldwide MEGA-QUAKE will occur!
Now, new evidence has been uncovered. See, a guy I work with has a cousin whose 2nd best friend lives across the street from a man who drives by NSA
headquarters on his way to work. This man has identified a ground-breaking new truth:
SANTA CLAUS has mounted a major operation to SAVE US from this cataclysm!
That's right. At exactly 4:57 AM UTC, Santa Claus will fly into the sky and create a Gravitational Bridge over the Gravity Trough, exactly wide
enough for Earth to pass over safely!
So if NOTHING HAPPENS at 4:58, you'll know for a FACT that it was Santa Claus who saved us!