List of things never to say to a woman as a nice guy if you want to date., page 1


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Topic started on 15-3-2012 @ 08:57 PM by KwisatzHaderach
This is coming straight from the "nice guy" horses mouth. I've seen way to many lists of what nice guys need to change and do to attract women and I thought it would be nice if we had a list of things not to say. Please feel free to add your own.

1. Never say "wow your beautiful" that's a death sentence, and they will think your creepy.

2. Never let your eyes linger beyond half a second if your checking a girl out it makes them uncomfortable.

3. Do not open doors for women and do not pull out chairs, its a sure fire way to say you are easily manipulated.

4. If a woman is crying for anything other than physical pain do not even acknowledge she exists, this is the worst thing you can do, and are automatically in the "friend zone" which is inescapable.

5. Do not speak to women unless they speak to you first, if spoken to feign disinterest, and walk away halfway through the conversation.

6. When a woman is speaking to you never look at her, look of into space with a bored expression or if other women are around check them out.

7. Never let women in a two foot radius of yourself, this entails no hugs, no cupped to the ear secrets, etc.

8. Never allow a woman to cry on your shoulder, It's suicide.

9. Never say anything in foreign languages it scares them.

Those are my basic tips to fellow nice guys, learned through personal experience
this has all been a joke, forgot sarcasm can't be conveyed over a computer.
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edit on 15-3-2012 by KwisatzHaderach because: People freaking out it's a joke



reply posted on 15-3-2012 @ 09:06 PM by adigregorio
Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
This is coming straight from the "nice guy" horses mouth. I've seen way to many lists of what nice guys need to change and do to attract women and I thought it would be nice if we had a list of things not to say. Please feel free to add your own.

Not another nice guy thread

I was giving you the benefit of doubt first, but as I can see by your "tips" you are not nice at all. But, don't worry I will back my claim with evidence.

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
1. Never say "wow your beautiful" that's a death sentence, and they will think your creepy.

Seriously?

This rule is kinda broad, I mean if I am going out for a date and the gal is looking awesome. Well, a "nice guy" doesn't lie. No matter the consequences.

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
2. Never let your eyes linger beyond half a second if your checking a girl out it makes them uncomfortable.

???

I am going to need a source for this one. Eyes are one of the most communicative organs on our bodies, to not use them in persuit of a relationship is foolhearty at best.

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
3. Do not open doors for women and do not pull out chairs, its a sure fire way to say you are easily manipulated.

What?!

In other words, be rude? Again, not something a "nice guy" would do. This is where I began to suspect your claim of niceness. Not that it takes from your OPost, it just makes your opinion faulty since it is based on faulty variables.

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
4. If a woman is crying for anything other than physical pain do not even acknowledge she exists, this is the worst thing you can do, and are automatically in the "friend zone" which is inescapable.



Such anger. If you truly feel this, then you are anything but nice. At least not what I know as nice...

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
5. Do not speak to women unless they speak to you first, if spoken to feign disinterest, and walk away halfway through the conversation.

Again with the snideness...

It is obvious why you have had difficulties in the past, if you honestly care to "fix" the problem plenty of other threads with helpful information...I will be adding some to this one, I am sure.

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
6. When a woman is speaking to you never look at her, look of into space with a bored expression or if other women are around check them out.

I see what you did there...

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
7. Never let women in a two foot radius of yourself, this entails no hugs, no cupped to the ear secrets, etc.

And no sex...

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
8. Never allow a woman to cry on your shoulder, It's suicide.

Do I even need to continue at this point?

Originally posted by KwisatzHaderach
Those are my basic tips to fellow nice guys, learned through personal experience.

You forgot #9

9) Never take advice from someone claiming to be nice

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reply posted on 15-3-2012 @ 09:17 PM by GreenEyedVixen
Coming from the horse's mouth of an attractive, young woman:

1. Never say "wow your beautiful" that's a death sentence, and they will think your creepy.

This isn't a death sentence in my eyes, I enjoy when men admire my beauty. Although I usually say something like "Nahhh, you're even more beautiful" to lighten the mood if I've heard it again and again. I appreciate it everytime I hear it.

2. Never let your eyes linger beyond half a second if your checking a girl out it makes them uncomfortable.
Maybe I'm weird, but I enjoy when a guy looks at me for a long time, it shows interest. If I am interested in him aswell, I will usually smile and look back, and walk over to him to spark conversation. I guess I'm just extremely social though.


3. Do not open doors for women and do not pull out chairs, its a sure fire way to say you are easily manipulated.
I'll agree with the seat thing, but it makes me smile when men open doors for me, although I usually return the favor later on and we laugh about it.

4. If a woman is crying for anything other than physical pain do not even acknowledge she exists, this is the worst thing you can do, and are automatically in the "friend zone" which is inescapable.
The friend zone thing is ridiculous. Men that get put in the "friend zone", simply don't click with me as a life partners and they are just friends. If a man can relate to me emotionally then that is great, but if we don't click then we just don't click. Not much else I can do after that.

5. Do not speak to women unless they speak to you first, if spoken to feign disinterest, and walk away halfway through the conversation.
If a man walks away from me mid-conversation, I won't chase him, ever. I will walk the other way and find someone who wants to hold an actual human conversation and be social for the sake of being a social creature, not someone who wants to play games with me to get into my pants. These games are easy to see through.

6. When a woman is speaking to you never look at her, look of into space with a bored expression or if other women are around check them out.
This is just really strange. I wouldn't even bother with a man if he can't look at me while I'm attempting to hold a conversation. Why waste my time?

7. Never let women in a two foot radius of yourself, this entails no hugs, no cupped to the ear secrets, etc.
I have nothing to say about this -_-

8. Never allow a woman to cry on your shoulder, It's suicide.
I don't think I've ever cried on any man's shoulder. I usually keep my emotions to myself because I know most people don't want to hear about how I feel, most people just plain out don't care.

9. Never say anything in foreign languages it scares them.
Where are these women you are referring to? I speak fluent German and the idiot guys I meet usually say something along the lines of "Herp a derp is that gibberish?" when I say something in German.

Maybe I'm getting trolled really hard, I truly hope I am, but either way this was entertaining.

Thanks for the post, mensch.


reply posted on 15-3-2012 @ 09:20 PM by KwisatzHaderach
reply to post by adigregorio



Lol ok this was a joke and was meant to be humorous, not realistic.


reply posted on 15-3-2012 @ 09:21 PM by adigregorio
reply to post by KwisatzHaderach



I know, but it is inevitable that it will be taken as such.

Also, if it is a joke it should be in the jokes/puns section no?



reply posted on 15-3-2012 @ 09:30 PM by signalfire
Women like a man who quickens their pulse a little bit. We (as I am one of them, although retired now from such doings) like someone who makes us wonder 'would he like us'? So your #1, Don't tell them you're (notice the spelling here) beautiful, will likely backfire. Unless you can do it sounding and looking like Armand Assante and not Woody Allen. Adolescent gushing, no. Sincere respect, yes. It helps to have a deep voice.

The chair holding and door opening bit is nice if it doesn't come off as something Mommy taught you, and more like just, you got there first and it's polite. And by the way, if you let her into the car first and she doesn't lean over and open your door lock for you especially if it's raining or cold, she's telling you a lot of bad about herself there. She's not thinking of you.

The 'checking other women out' thing can be done subtly. Anything less than a normal glance around the room is rude and always will be. We know your eyeballs are inexplicably linked to your crotch but a player is unattractive.

Stop trying to put the make on her and start instead seeing if you actually enjoy her company. Can you be friends? Do you have stuff to talk about? Are you so horny that it shows and the suspicion is, are you a virgin? (Okay, so this doesn't apply in the early years...) Do you have some muscle on you, do you actually appear to be of the masculine sex, or are you soft and flabby and yet want a physically attractive woman? Do you grade women by how sexy they are whilst being a Zero yourself? Are you taller or more physically imposing than her? Cuz the female need to feel protected by the male runs very deep. If you're small and softer than us, you'll be too much like a pet.

Are you a secret or not so secret misogynist because you never get laid and think what you 'deserve' is being withheld unfairly from you? OTOH, do you know how to kiss somebody and make their knees buckle and then walk away? (see the great scene from The Baby Boom for this one).

Do you like you? Because if you don't, no one else will either.

That last one? That's your problem right there. And it's not about looks, whatever they may be. It's about personality, brain power, wit, presence, the way you walk. All of it.


reply posted on 15-3-2012 @ 09:30 PM by GreenEyedVixen
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Yes, and honestly I respect a man who comes out and says

"I just want to f--- you" instead of playing games and beating around the bush. Let's just get to it if it's like that, but if you're trying to play as a potential life partner with only intentions of screwing me then that's just sadistic and actually creepy in my eyes.

However, I am glad to see that this was a joke

Whew


reply posted on 15-3-2012 @ 09:31 PM by KwisatzHaderach
reply to post by GreenEyedVixen



This has been a joke I needed to relieve stress because the woman who I did the opposite of all of these to tried to text me again today. Also it was a Latin phrase meaning " hades take my soul I've just seen a goddess.


reply posted on 15-3-2012 @ 09:37 PM by KwisatzHaderach
reply to post by signalfire



This was a joke I'm 5'10 average height, lithe body due to martial arts, deep voice, very funny, and very good at talking to women, just not dating.
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