So I checked my junk box today (which I rarely ever do) and their was some spam email in there from I believe an adult webcam site.
Standard letter of someone pretending to be a girl that knows the recipient. I thought for fun I would write a reply on here as if I was replying to
them, and as if there were a real person to read it on the other end.
BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and
keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
No I haven't! That's terrible, I better check my spam filter, sometimes it blocks very important people like you.
In case u dont know who this is its ME PAIGE.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me haha..
PAIGE!!! uh.. Sorry, can't say I remember you. Were you that girl from Mexico? Or that one that I fooled around with in the bathroom of Stiix
anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess
where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them
Congratulations! And hey that's great, were gonna be neighbors and you're gonna be single. And I may not know you but if you know me then that's
fine. We should hang out. Especially cause you're single.
I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping
this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my in...are u still on facebook?
Nope! Why... you planning on stalking me? You are coming off kinda creepy Paige. Not that I'm against that. Just making me worry a little.
i cudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted
a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u
cause i wasnt single lol...
Well now your free Paige and that's all that matters. And you remember me so well we must have had some special times together. Maybe it was meant to
ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i
have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death...
Paige, what are you doing? Oh my god I thought we knew each other, now you are reintroducing yourself. This is so weird. Didn't you tell me this all
before? Are you making this whole thing up, is that why I don't remember you. I'm shocked.
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Paige, I had the impression that you were a good christian girl, that last paragraph was deeply upsetting.
. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol..
I don't remember you but I do wanna chat and I am married but I also am a hypocrite so we are covered.
OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
You would need much better grammar and spelling for me to find you work.
oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
hmm shud i......????
ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
Of course not!
i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right
? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people ...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol...
Oh god. You scared me for a minute there. I'm so glad you are being genuine.
i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP
and freezes NONSTOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol.. ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes
to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i
can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3
people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time..
so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U...
I respect the trust you have for me, and I am honored.
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REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours..
Oh my god, I just had a crazy idea, you could email me your cell number and I could call you instead! That would be way better, and then we can
discuss helping you move and finding a job when you're here! YAY!
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kisses xoxo PAIGE FREE VIP BYPASS LINK
I love you Paige Free Vip Bypass Link
...But you have a strange last name.