You might be Mitt Romney if...

It looks like Redneck Comedy Tour member Jeff Foxworthy has come out and endorsed Mitt Romney for president. It may seem like a feather in his cap to get this endorsement going into the Southern primaries but, sometimes things don't work out as planned.

You might be Mitt Romney if...

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has been stumping for Mitt Romney recently in Mississippi and Alabama.

Radio host Chris Stigall started running a play on this on Facebook. Foxworthy is best known for his "you might be a redneck" routine. So give us your best "...you might be Mitt Romney" one-liner.

Here's a few to get you started. You might be Mitt Romney if:

If someone asks you what you plan to do about the National Debit and your first thought is, "Well, I could just write a check," you just might be Mitt Romney.

If you think strapping your dog to the roof of your car is "taking the dog out", you might be Mitt Romney.

If your position on important matters sways with the slightest breeze, but your hair stays in place in a category 5 hurricane, you might be Mitt Romney.

If you think of John Kerry as a working class candidate.

If you think "taking out the trash" is wining and dining blue collar constituents, you might be Mitt Romney.

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Here's a few from Stigall's Facebook page:

If you left your wallet in your other tuxedo, you might be Mitt Romney.

If Selection Sunday is your nickname for selecting which car to take on a Sunday drive, you might be Mitt Romney

If you can't figure out why the supermarket doesn't carry Cavier Helper, you might be Mitt Romney.

If you think a slowere slide into socialism is ok ...you might be Mitt Romney

If you couldnt beat the guy who lost to Obama...you might be Mitt Romney

Chris Stigall's Facebook


And Chris Stigall is a conservative talk show host we get here in Philly in the mornings. I don't think anybody is really excited about that guy.

Can anyone think of some good ones to add?

If your first name is more appropriate for a kitty than a man,

You might be Mittens Romney

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Those were good for mormoney mitt ....I mean money mitt you moron

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Jeff?

Is that you?

If you're a sell out tool that belongs to corporations, you might be Mitt Romney.

If you think saying "y'all" brings you closer to people in the South, you might be Mitt Romney.

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If, in order to appeal to football fans, you brag about all the team owners you hang out with, you might be Mitt Romney.


If you have your press secretary schedule a photo-op to show that you do things regular people do (like washing the car), you might be Mitt Romney.

If, when the photographers show up for the photo-op, you sit back drinking champaign and eating caviar while your butler Jeeves waxes the Bently, you might be Mitt Romney.