Aliens right? There's no Aliens. There is just a bunch of dreamers and fools that want to believe in something that makes them feel more important
than a dying organism on a dying rock in the middle of nowhere waiting for their atoms to stop moving.
1947 Roswell New Mexico. Aliens landed? I don't think so. Just an incompetent public information officer that took a joke his comrades played on him
1988-1999, Bob Lazar, oh right like we are gonna believe that one. Good job Bob. You managed to sweep a few floors at a military institution and
because your butt was canned you made up a big story about the green jellyfish from Neptune. S-4 my butt. You know what S-4 really was? It wasn't a
secret area in a military base, it was a strip club me and gents used to get drunk at on the weekends.
1997 Pheonix Arizona and the lights that dazzled the city. Well here's a good one. A bunch of bigwigs sitting around on poker night making bets on who
can pull off the biggest prank; the Governor says not only can he make everyone believe a spaceship passed over Pheonix, he will make aliens appear on
You wouldn't believe how many bottles of Johnny Walker the Gov pulled in from that bet!
As I was saying though, you're all idiots for believing in this alien stuff. They just want to control and manipulate you. Yeah sure, a lot of it came
about as a joke, but the real evils in power capitalized off of it.
And that's how we end up here today. Sitting around at home watching all these videos of aliens dropping out of the sky.
"Massive invasion" is says on the news. Give me a break. I looked outside, I don't see any aliens.
Patriot Act, NDAA... they just made up those laws a few years ago so this could happen. Project Bluebeam people call it. Aliens are invading, ooooh,
watch out! So now I see spaceships on TV and I'm supposed to forget that this all started with a joke?
Everyone believes they're here except me. Am I the only smart person alive now? Until a green skinned, three toad turd comes walking up my door and
pulls out a ray gun, I'm not gonna believe anything about this so called "alien invasion" we're having.
Speak of the devil!
So what now Mr. Government, are you reading my thoughts?
What kind alien is this? Some military guy dressed up in a costume. Looks pretty real, maybe it's just one of these new hologram things.
Oh look at that. Damned thing broke down my door clean in one stroke. Okay, okay, someone is pulling a prank on me. "Who's behind that mask?"
What's that in your hand little snotball?
edit on 12-3-2012 by boncho because: (no reason given)