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How do non Americans poke fun at Americans?

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posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 11:40 AM
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Their is no solution for one man or woman... it is the american public that needs to wake up and stand together.. yet we are so divided and TPTB promotes division and misdirection

They divide us through the political parties... Democrats and Republicans, they divide us through race, men vs women, and religion...they use ignorance and promote it to keep us easily controlled, these are tools the Establishment uses and exploits.

Unless the majority of americans go on strike, or a natural disaster hits we will stand divided.

The government is not crazy or stupid.. it has its agenda and we are right on track..

I myself will drink my coffee, hug my kids and wife and remember this little tid bit of a song....




posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by mikem
Pissing off an american is easy... take away his cell phone.. make him wait in line... make him think for himself...

But as long as americans get those things they will let their government murder, steal, destroy the constitution.. they allow their Government officals to get away with scandals, do drugs, and lie to their faces.

Americans know they have it good and they know what their government is doing... so they hide inside, with their phones and tvs, and computers and video games...

The day will come it will all be gone and they will say "i never saw it comin"

"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out --
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me -- and there was no one left to speak for me."

-- Martin Niemoller


That has nothing to do with what this thread was asking.

Take your bull # somewhere else.



posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 01:14 PM
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Rarely mimics, More like straight sh*t talking. It's hard to mimic a language that is so small and simple, not to mention a majority of the words in our language are "barrowed" (Stollen) from others. Therefore you might end up insulting yourself. Its hard not to crack on a nation that do such a good job of it themselves. Most tend to think we just have entirely way too much going on. I had a buddy from England that use to pick on me and any other american with a gun that held more than 6 bullets, saying " We just liked to pull triggers and wave. basically firepower over accuracey. In truth, to every nation. You live, You adapt, You live longer. No one in two different areas should be the same. Ex. I know guest of our country that have adapted n wouldnt make it a week where they were from. Closer to home. I know some of the preppiest balck boys and some of the wanksterest white boys. You adapt to be accepted and if not for that, then to survive. With that being said move to the US for a year, Then talk trash. lol



posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 01:17 PM
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I myself will drink my coffee, hug my kids and wife and remember this little tid bit of a song....




posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 01:35 PM
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Not sure if I know them all but I know one thing about sports that was said about americans that everyone thought was hilarious like for the olympics and stuff. That america couldn't win anything themselves, that's why their basketball teams, track teams was nothing but black people. lol It's basically true too.



posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 01:35 PM
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We don't fake American accents, we just take the piss out of them for being stupid.



posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 03:06 PM
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Originally posted by daaskapital
We don't fake American accents, we just take the piss out of them for being stupid.
what he said.oh did i mention fat,greedy and perverted.



posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 03:48 PM
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Here they are making fun of Americans.




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posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 03:56 PM
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For me personally the most understandable English is American English.

But in terms of :

Fat - statistics - Obesity

Stupid :


Is It Just Us, Or Are Kids Getting Really Stupid?
They don’t read. They can’t spell. They spend all their time playing computer games and texting and hanging out with one another on Facebook. But the problem is much worse than you think, because the way your kids live now is rewiring their brains.

We live in interesting times. In the past decade, the number of college grads who can interpret a food label has fallen from 40 percent to 30 percent. An American child is six times more likely to know who won American Idol than the name of the Speaker of the House. (For more bad news, see the sidebar on page 59.) Reading and writing scores both fell on the 2008 SATs. Not long ago, a high-school teacher in California handed out an assignment that required students to use a ruler — and discovered not a single one of them knew how.


Source : MUST READ !! - Education

Rednecks - ( I don't know why the world is calling you like this?? Do you have red necks ???
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In general :

I would love to live in US because it is so diverse and beautiful but US is the most undesirable country in the world and and the fault is on you.

See what's happening in your country :

1.) World hates you, because you stick your nose in any matter which does not concern you ( wars, spy on countries, play the cop,...)

2.) They put you in prison for selling raw milk ( Something smells here !! Someone should check the milk from the store in the laboratory because something here is not right...)

3.) You can not eat domestic beef or other meat ( For this thing I'm confused. Maybe because of the pink slime that is up to 70% in your meat...)

4.) You can not grow your own vegetables :


Their front yard was torn up after replacing a sewer line, so instead of replacing the dirt with grass, one Oak Park woman put in a vegetable garden and now the city is seeing green. The list goes on: fresh basil, cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, cumbers and more all filling five large planter boxes that fill the Bass family’s front yard. Julie Bass says, “We thought we’re minding our own business, doing something not ostentatious and certainly not obnoxious or nothing that is a blight on the neighborhood, so we didn’t think people would care very much.” But some cared very much and called the city. The city then sent out code enforcement. “They warned us at first that we had to move the vegetables from the front, that no vegetables were allowed in the front yard. We didn’t move them because we didn’t think we were doing anything wrong, even according to city code we didn’t think we were doing anything wrong. So they ticketed us and charged me with a misdemeanor,” Bass said . . .





Source : Michigan Women Prosecuted for Growing Vegetables

5.) You do not have the right to protest ( this is new
)

6.) I could go on to about 80-100 but you get the idea...


And why is the fault on you ??

If you would be just 50% like Greeks than this would not be happening. I you would stand up for every s..t that your country is setting up for you, than you would not be in the s..t that you are in now


These are just my thoughts on this and please do not feel offended because I was not trying to be offensive. This are just the facts that you can google on the web.
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posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 04:40 PM
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Originally posted by Odyssevs
Here they are making fun of Americans.




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Those videos are always too biased, almost anyone could get fooled. I might know where Iran is on the map but I have no idea who lady gaga goes out with or who is the president of South Africa, but I guess he's another puppet. That's the important thing to know...

Some of them in the video seem beyond stupid but I wouldn't judge the intelligence of those persons simply from that video. The Australian prime minister does seem truthful in the way he talks and acts but I guess he's a good an actor than any other "elected" officials.
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posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by LordDrakula
Source : MUST READ !! - Education


Two words : Home Schooling

You love your child and you want him to surpass you? Forget public education.



posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 07:29 PM
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By making a map like this...






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posted on Mar, 12 2012 @ 01:22 PM
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Thak you guys.. well some of you..

I wanted to keep this light hearted

But its hard.

I want more language mocking.

I often wonder about non English speaking people just listening to us talk.

Does it sound so alien to thier ears as much as .. lets say.. Vietnamese to me?

Like random sounds..



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