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I am an Alien.

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posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:20 PM
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...to creatures living on different worlds. To you I am Boncho, a fellow ATS member.

What's the first thing you would say as an alien if you were on some other planet?



Curious...




posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:22 PM
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Greetings...

We come in peace



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:27 PM
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Do you taste like chicken?

Then I would tell them that they look weird.

edit on 10-3-2012 by butcherguy because: Punctuation edit.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:28 PM
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Originally posted by boncho
...to creatures living on different worlds. To you I am Boncho, a fellow ATS member.

What's the first thing you would say as an alien if you were on some other planet?



Curious...


Wanna go camping?


I always knew you were not of this World...


Peace



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:29 PM
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The last time I was on a different planet I was fortunate and they spoke English.

I asked them where I was but they wouldn't tell me. I know they liked Ron Paul though.

Ugly bastards beady little eyes, small heads. I assume the heads are proportionate to brain size.
Acted as though they were half crazy.

I'm just glad to be back.
edit on 10-3-2012 by stewiegriffin because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:31 PM
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reply to post by jude11


I always knew you were not of this World...

 


It's supposed to be a secret.




posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by stewiegriffin
The last time I was an a different planet I was fortunate that they spoke English.

I asked them where I was but they wouldn't tell me. I know they liked Ron Paul though.

Ugly bastards beady little eyes, small heads. I assume the heads are proportionate to brain size.
Acted as though they were half crazy.

I'm just glad to be back.
You may have been in New Jersey.

Did they taste like chicken? If so, you were not in NJ.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:35 PM
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Oh thank god, for a second I thought this was gonna be another I'm a 1) Alien, 2) Demon/Angel, 3) Illuminati, 4) insert whatever you want here, ask me anything thread.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:36 PM
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I apologize for the behavior of my fellow inhabitants. We aren't all that way, just most of us. Welcome to our dying planet, enjoy the views while they last. Have you tried burritos? Or pizza? They're amazing. Might I also suggest a taste of the finer spirits during your visit. Again, I apologize for the rest of us.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:38 PM
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Those guys are already cooked from the tanning beds.

What I would say? I'll be baach (Arnold Schwarzenegger style)



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by Swills
reply to post by boncho
 


Oh thank god, for a second I thought this was gonna be another I'm a 1) Alien, 2) Demon/Angel, 3) Illuminati, 4) insert whatever you want here, ask me anything thread.


No, but seriously.

Ask me anything...




posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:41 PM
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ummmm,your governments have been lying to you filthy humans



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by butcherguy

Originally posted by stewiegriffin
The last time I was an a different planet I was fortunate that they spoke English.

I asked them where I was but they wouldn't tell me. I know they liked Ron Paul though.

Ugly bastards beady little eyes, small heads. I assume the heads are proportionate to brain size.
Acted as though they were half crazy.

I'm just glad to be back.
You may have been in New Jersey.

Did they taste like chicken? If so, you were not in NJ.


What are you talking about?
I didn't eat them.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:42 PM
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No, but seriously. Ask me anything...
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Do you have any sisters?

Do they like to go camping?



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:44 PM
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I AM...

Another fight club thread?

I am jacks colon...






posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:45 PM
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Originally posted by butcherguy



No, but seriously. Ask me anything...
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Do you have any sisters?

Do they like to go camping?




Yes. A few of them. The only one that likes to go camping isn't that attractive though.




posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:45 PM
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I didn't eat them.

Damn good thing, if you were in New Jersey. They're poisonous....(it's the chemicals).

Judging by the physical description, it probably was NJ.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:47 PM
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Could i borrow a restroom, mine broke down 600 lightyears ago?
edit on 10-3-2012 by Mianeye because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:48 PM
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Yes. A few of them. The only one that likes to go camping isn't that attractive though

That's okay,

It's all about what's inside.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 07:48 PM
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Why would you think I would eat them?

Didn't I say they were ugly bastards?

I wasn't even hungry.



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