I am an Alien.

...to creatures living on different worlds. To you I am Boncho, a fellow ATS member.

What's the first thing you would say as an alien if you were on some other planet?



Curious...

Greetings...

We come in peace

Do you taste like chicken?

Then I would tell them that they look weird.

Originally posted by boncho
...to creatures living on different worlds. To you I am Boncho, a fellow ATS member.

What's the first thing you would say as an alien if you were on some other planet?

Curious...

Wanna go camping?

I always knew you were not of this World...

Peace

The last time I was on a different planet I was fortunate and they spoke English.

I asked them where I was but they wouldn't tell me. I know they liked Ron Paul though.

Ugly bastards beady little eyes, small heads. I assume the heads are proportionate to brain size.
Acted as though they were half crazy.

I'm just glad to be back.

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I always knew you were not of this World...

It's supposed to be a secret.

Originally posted by stewiegriffin
The last time I was an a different planet I was fortunate that they spoke English.

I asked them where I was but they wouldn't tell me. I know they liked Ron Paul though.

Ugly bastards beady little eyes, small heads. I assume the heads are proportionate to brain size.
Acted as though they were half crazy.

I'm just glad to be back.

You may have been in New Jersey.

Did they taste like chicken? If so, you were not in NJ.

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Oh thank god, for a second I thought this was gonna be another I'm a 1) Alien, 2) Demon/Angel, 3) Illuminati, 4) insert whatever you want here, ask me anything thread.

I apologize for the behavior of my fellow inhabitants. We aren't all that way, just most of us. Welcome to our dying planet, enjoy the views while they last. Have you tried burritos? Or pizza? They're amazing. Might I also suggest a taste of the finer spirits during your visit. Again, I apologize for the rest of us.

reply to post by butcherguy


Those guys are already cooked from the tanning beds.

What I would say? I'll be baach (Arnold Schwarzenegger style)

Originally posted by Swills
reply to post by boncho

 

Oh thank god, for a second I thought this was gonna be another I'm a 1) Alien, 2) Demon/Angel, 3) Illuminati, 4) insert whatever you want here, ask me anything thread.

No, but seriously.

Ask me anything...

ummmm,your governments have been lying to you filthy humans

Originally posted by butcherguy

Originally posted by stewiegriffin
The last time I was an a different planet I was fortunate that they spoke English.

I asked them where I was but they wouldn't tell me. I know they liked Ron Paul though.

Ugly bastards beady little eyes, small heads. I assume the heads are proportionate to brain size.
Acted as though they were half crazy.

I'm just glad to be back.

You may have been in New Jersey.

Did they taste like chicken? If so, you were not in NJ.

What are you talking about?
I didn't eat them.

No, but seriously. Ask me anything...

reply to post by boncho
Do you have any sisters?

Do they like to go camping?

reply to post by boncho


I AM...

Another fight club thread?

I am jacks colon...

Originally posted by butcherguy

No, but seriously. Ask me anything...

reply to post by boncho

 

Do you have any sisters?

Do they like to go camping?

Yes. A few of them. The only one that likes to go camping isn't that attractive though.

reply to post by stewiegriffin

I didn't eat them.

Damn good thing, if you were in New Jersey. They're poisonous....(it's the chemicals).

Judging by the physical description, it probably was NJ.

Could i borrow a restroom, mine broke down 600 lightyears ago?

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Yes. A few of them. The only one that likes to go camping isn't that attractive though

That's okay,

It's all about what's inside.

reply to post by butcherguy


Why would you think I would eat them?

Didn't I say they were ugly bastards?

I wasn't even hungry.