posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 10:47 AM
Life is not a B****, because if life were a B**** it would be easy.
Life is not a Virgin, because if life were a Virgin why do we always get F*****?
I therefore submit, life is a whore, we get F***** and pay for it.
Either way then you die.
Some would say "well S*** happens"
The problem is S*** does not just happen.
It accumulates, processes and then explodes.
I therefore submit, Defecation occurs.