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posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 09:04 AM
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Hello everyone! I've been following ATS for a couple years and I enjoy the ride so much I had to get off and become a member.
ATS has made me laugh, smile, and squeal in terror lol and I'm ready to share my thoughts and questions without the fear of being judged. So here I am and I'm ready.




posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 09:08 AM
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posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 09:10 AM
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Did you bring the lotion?

Sorry, I had to. Welcome to ATS...if you survive your first two weeks here, you should be fine.

Enjoy your stay...hehehe.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 09:16 AM
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LOL Of course I brought the lotion! And thank you hopefully I will survive lol



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 09:28 AM
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Welcome!


I'm a relatively new member myself.

I was told to use condoms.

So.... use condoms!



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 09:30 AM
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Quick....tie him to the spankies tree...everybody grab a switch.....


Welcome to your new addiction......you'll fit in quite well here....

Des



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 09:35 AM
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*backs out the door covering his eyes while doing so...*

"Welcome friend, and good luck!"

*closes door and wipes brow*

Phew, that was close!



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 10:03 AM
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You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 10:11 AM
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Originally posted by aunnie
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.


All new Girl members get the much coveted......

ATS Chocolate Fountain as a Welcome Gift....but, you gotta share....






Des



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 10:57 AM
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What the hell?!?! When did this start?

I didn't get any chocolate fountain



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 11:25 AM
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Originally posted by GreenEyedVixen
What the hell?!?! When did this start?

I didn't get any chocolate fountain



No you got the Hunky House Cleaner for a month.....don't you remember.....






posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 11:29 AM
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What kind of tasty treat is that?!

I am far from new but how times have changed...
When I joined I got few *WARNINGS*...but nothing like that!
Talk about good introductions!
Maybe us men should get some gasoline or something manly...

I am a little envious of you women.
Just a little though.

Ps: where did you find that picture of me vacuuming your livingroom?
I thought we hid that from everyone!


 

reply to post by aunnie
 



Welcome, Aunnie, by the way.
ATS is an incredible journey that all people should take.
I highly recommend searching for all the topics that intrigue you.
It's a great way to catch up on all things ATS...



Good luck.



edit on 10-3-2012 by havok because: Clarity



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by aunnie
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.


We can't help our perverted humor. And admitting you're a girl makes it worse...

Just don't add to the women's rights section; no one's figured out how to do that without offending the male population.



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 11:52 AM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by aunnie
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.


All new Girl members get the much coveted......

ATS Chocolate Fountain as a Welcome Gift....but, you gotta share....






Des


SEXISM!!! I'M SUEING FOR DISCRIMINATION ON SEXIST GROUNDS!!!




posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 11:59 AM
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Originally posted by Starchild23

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by aunnie
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel welcomed! Lol. *squeezes in* ahhh feels like home.


All new Girl members get the much coveted......

ATS Chocolate Fountain as a Welcome Gift....but, you gotta share....






Des


SEXISM!!! I'M SUEING FOR DISCRIMINATION ON SEXIST GROUNDS!!!



So....I guess you'll not be needing that French Chef en route to you.....just stick a return postage sticker on her forehead and send her back to ATS......


Des



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edit on 10-3-2012 by elevatedone because: removed inappropriate pic



posted on Mar, 10 2012 @ 01:40 PM
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I'll share the chocolate with everyone! But while you all eat I'm sneaking away with the hunky cleaner. Shhhhh...



posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 05:53 AM
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Are you in southern or northern ca?



posted on Mar, 11 2012 @ 07:59 PM
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Northern



posted on Mar, 12 2012 @ 09:09 AM
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That was MY hunky cleaner!!!

It's okay though, I'll just steal some chocolate quickly and join you all in a minute or too

Mmmm, chocolate :]



posted on Mar, 14 2012 @ 11:34 AM
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Welcome and good to see you here on ATS



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