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A belated introduction

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posted on Mar, 7 2012 @ 11:48 PM
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I guess I never really got around to this, but I suppose I'll give it a try since there aren't any topics really intriguing me at the moment. So hey ya and hi ya to all, I really like the site so far and a lot of the users really seem to have more than just a bit of wit about them. I'm here thanks to a real politically charged upbringing and a couple of quasi-hippie parents. Dad's a conspiracy nut and mom's somewhat critical of ohhhhh; everything
(gotta love em though right?) So I guess what I'm saying is that it is no surprise that I'm here, and glad to be. And thanks to all for the lolz and good times.

Oh, plus I'm a werewolf/vampire hybrid with psi powers engineered by the CIA....and Sean Connery is my dad.
Who wants to ask me questions?

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posted on Mar, 7 2012 @ 11:52 PM
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I am God....Welcome to Heaven......



posted on Mar, 7 2012 @ 11:58 PM
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Lol, don't play man... some L my dad dropped in 84 just kicked in



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:03 AM
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Originally posted by RatoAstuto
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Lol, don't play man... some L my dad dropped in 84 just kicked in




oooooohhh...look at the shiny stars I gave you......:



Des



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:07 AM
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Woh, mannn, they look like something that I know I know what it is, but I don't and stuff.... pretty.

Ok, I've degraded myself enough. You wanna know about my dark wolf-bat-CIA psiop-SeanConnery curse or what? Five bucks a minute



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:11 AM
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Originally posted by RatoAstuto
reply to post by Destinyone
 


Woh, mannn, they look like something that I know I know what it is, but I don't and stuff.... pretty.

Ok, I've degraded myself enough. You wanna know about my dark wolf-bat-CIA psiop-SeanConnery curse or what? Five bucks a minute


Nope. You have to save the good stuff for when you make a thread, so all the debunkers can have field day...and whack the Alien Pinata, while they dance under a full moon. This is the intro thread.




posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:17 AM
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Dad's a conspiracy nut and mom's somewhat critical of ohhhhh; everything (gotta love em though right?)


Haha! Sounds familiar. My dad is way more open and tuned in, and my mom, I suppose, thinks my thought process is a result of being depressed or something. And I am an adult, been one for a long time.

Entertaining introduction



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posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:17 AM
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Lol, you really painted a picture with that one.



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:18 AM
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Yep, sounds like us. Mom keeps me down to Earth, dad keeps me glancing over my shoulder



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:21 AM
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I wish my dad was a conspiracy theorist.

It would be nice if just one person, that was close to me, was "awake" like me.



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:23 AM
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Wow.. I had no idea about the hybrids here at ATS and you say that Sean Connery is your Dad. Impressive!

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posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:26 AM
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Oh buddy, it's harder than you may think. Dad gets caught up in the spectacular, fairy tale like conspiracies, which breeds raging debate that verges on verbal warfare. Entertaining sometimes, but usually just infuriating.



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:33 AM
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Oh buddy, it's harder than you may think. Dad gets caught up in the spectacular, fairy tale like conspiracies, which breeds raging debate that verges on verbal warfare. Entertaining sometimes, but usually just infuriating.
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Yeah, lol, I see your point. Opposites attract


Awesome that JohnnyAnonymous is impressed w/ the Sean Connery relation.



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:37 AM
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I'd say, I'm sure he's seen some wild claims in this forum. I might just look at some of the older introductions from before my time.



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 12:55 AM
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Just one question...

Where did Sean Connery hide the marker?


Nevermind...I think I know.

Welcome to the madhouse. Now hold still while I take off your straight jacket...BECAUSE IT'S MINE!



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 01:14 AM
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Take the jacket, but leave me my helmet and crayons.
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posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 06:23 AM
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Oh, plus I'm a werewolf/vampire hybrid with psi powers engineered by the CIA....and Sean Connery is my dad.


I always thought he was a bit to hairy...no offense.
I expect it will come as no surprise then when I say, Welcome to the site



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 06:26 AM
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Are you sure you are a werewolf hybrid or did you just inherit yer dad's hairy shoulders?



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 11:23 AM
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Hmm, good question. Maybe your right. If only I hadn't started puberty beneath a full moon, now we can never know for sure.



posted on Mar, 8 2012 @ 05:02 PM
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Originally posted by RatoAstuto
Who wants to ask me questions?

Why did you choose that name?




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