posted on Mar, 7 2012 @ 11:13 AM
Relax. The "warm and welcoming" messages posted by "true believers" who don't seem all that warm or welcoming are actually threats telling you to
buy into their mythology or BURN IN HELL.
To which I say: Balderdash.
If we look into the mists of time, we find that Amenhotep was the first person history tells us was awarded the title "Son of God". And how did good
Amenhotep rise to such heights? Well, I'm glad you asked. You see, for some reason Amenhotep built for king Djoser a steps pyramid. It wasn't
particularly huge as pyramids go, and it wasn't a refined marvel or an architectual feat like the Egyptian pyramids. No, it was put together much as
a cake can be stacked by reducing the size of each new level until there just isn't any good excuse to keep going, unless you want you'r pyramid to
end up with a top layer about the size of a square on a chessboard. Amenhotep declared the pyramid finished, and got promoted to "Son Of God". Oh
Bother"--Winnie the Pooh.
Ok, amenhotep lived a very long time before Jesus was even a gleam in "God's" eye. Ok, back to the God, Satan, Heaven, and Hell thing. A god who
created the planet Terra (earth) would have known there were not four corners on a round object, and certainly was lying when he/she/or it claimed to
have placed pillars there to hold up the sky. You know about Eve, the Serpent, and the peach(ok christians say it was an apple, but they lie about
lots of stuff). The winged serpent (not Satan, Leviathan). Anyway, Eve we are told said ok, I'll bite, and did. Adam came along and said Eve, are you
out of your mind? You know how he is about his "thou shalt nots".Ok, this is a point you'r "Concerned Christians" have wrong. The Serpent was not
SATAN, they get this wrong because they don't really know what the bible says, some preacher told them Leviathan was Satan, Preachers lie about a lot
of stuff. Remember Noah and the Ark? They put two of every animal on there just like God said, right? Another preacher/christian lie. The bible says,
"Seven and Seven shall ye load of them, and two of every unclean thing."
Satan only has four appearances in the entire bible! And then he's paling around with God and Jesus, really screwed with JOB, killed all his kids,
wives, and livestock, pretty much just for Spit and giggles.Anyway, god gets all P.O.ed and kicks Adam and Eve out of the garden so they set up
houskeeping near a few date trees and a spring, and before long, along come Cain and Able. Now at this point there are Four humans. Not counting all
the folks in the land of Nod.WTH? Yeah, all those OTHER people, you know, the ones god didn't make.Anyway the boys met some nice girls and took them
home to constantly be critisized by Eve...ok, I made that up, Eve probably wondered Why God got so bent out of shape about them wearing a little hula
skirt, when these Shiksas are wearing Burkas. Ok here is something else xians have wrong. Satan was sent to this planet to be The God of This World,
that's what it says, God gave Satan this lemonade stand so he could get some experience being God, since big daddy knew he'd get bored with running
everything, and Satan thought it looked like a pretty cushy gig. Anyway, he sent 1/3 of the angels down to help with all the God biz, because
Satan(still god) had a lot on his plate.
Ok here we go...The whole lake of fire, being tortured forever is another LIE. What the bible says is that bad folks will be cast to the outter
darkness and destroyed forever. This sounds pretty okie dokie to me, because here is what ya get to do in heaven which sounds like hell. God sits on a
firey Throne, there is freaking fire everywhere, and all you get to do is say "blessed be thy holyness, you are a great guy, we all just love ya to
death", and so on forever. This mythical god has a real inadequate personality complex, you have to kiss his hiney all your life, and then for
eternity, that or FADE TO BLACK which works for me, God sucks more than christians, that is if there WAS a god.But don't worry, religious zealots
have murdered people who weren't buying the myth for thousands of years(and they'd murder you for not believing if they wouldn't get arrested for
it). God does not exist, nor does Satan, heaven, or hell. Cristers like to try to point to the gazillion people that bought the B.S. and say all these
people can't be wrong. Well they can too, and they are. I rejected religion at age 7, it was scary for about half an hour, after that I just wondered
how come there were so many dumbasses, and it dawned on me, they'd been poisoned with mythology from toddlerhood, and were afraid to face reality. So
let them put on their pious puckers and condemn me for being a realist, I care not for their empty words. I died twice on the operating table, turned
blue and everything. It was like sleeping with no dreams. Nice. The defiblerator sucked though, they used it on me twice in an hour because the
anesthetist screwed up my O2 supply. So don't worry be happy!