Mum, this rubber tastes like chicken

A MOTHER is outraged that her nineteen-year-old son got a free chicken - with an explicit gravy - in a family planning clinic. Sum-Kynda Hicks said she was "mortified" when the boy asked what it was. "I could have died," she said. "I almost fell over."

It goes on to say.

Her son, Charlie, walked up to the counter in Darwin city and grabbed the chicken from a giveaway basket. The slogan "Not for slow cooking" was written on the front. Ms Hicks, of Bayview, said: "It's disgusting. Fair enough putting them out at 6 o'clock in the evening for people who are having a night on the town and think it's a funny gimmick, but not at 11 o'clock."

Family Planning Australia marketing director Kim Russell said the chickens were from a four-year-old giveaway designed for families. "I'm surprised there are any still around," she said. "They are really old. Especially the grandparents".

This apparently follows on from the "condoms in Nando's" story.

Tut tut.

reply to post by curious7


I think I missed something.

What?

reply to post by mainidh


I feel better now as I understand I am not alone!
Something apparently got past us.

reply to post by g146541


It was Chicken Robot at warp speed...

Wow I thoroughly enjoyed the confusion I experienced while reading your post.

Thanks for that

Don't quit your day job, OP, you will never make it as a comedian.

And I have to side with everyone else. WTF are you on about? This made NO SENSE AT ALL.

Wow, I really feel I just wasted my time reading this .....3 times.

And still I do not understand.....

Originally posted by CaptChaos
Don't quit your day job, OP, you will never make it as a comedian.

And I have to side with everyone else. WTF are you on about? This made NO SENSE AT ALL.

Hmm, wasn't meant to be funny, more sarcastic.

If it was meant to be truly funny, I'd succeed because I'm obviously a lot funnier than you could hope to be (20 years of making people laugh, never failed so far).

Those who are confused, someone on General Chit Chat in the "Mum, My Chicken Tastes Like Rubber" thread sort of coerced me into making this thread.

Blame that person and then yourselves for being so moronic.

Thanks.

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How the heck did I 'coerce' you into making this thread?????? In no way did I bend your arm, contact you or anything to get you to make this thread.

The OP is obviously referring to this thread of mine www.abovetopsecret.com... which is actually based on a Darwin Newspaper Article regarding a condom at a Nando's restaurant.

Moronic you say??? hmmmmmmmmm

Originally posted by curious7

Originally posted by CaptChaos
Don't quit your day job, OP, you will never make it as a comedian.

And I have to side with everyone else. WTF are you on about? This made NO SENSE AT ALL.

Hmm, wasn't meant to be funny, more sarcastic.

If it was meant to be truly funny, I'd succeed because I'm obviously a lot funnier than you could hope to be (20 years of making people laugh, never failed so far).

Those who are confused, someone on General Chit Chat in the "Mum, My Chicken Tastes Like Rubber" thread sort of coerced me into making this thread.

Blame that person and then yourselves for being so moronic.

Thanks.

Sure! Blame it on the toad when the joke fails.

I got it but I'm on the cuff and others aren't, sew go figure.

Ribbit