Invade Iran from Iraq - simple

reply to post by nobodysavedme

install a american friendly government.

confiscate their oil so they cannot make nukes.

Just admit you have your eyes on Iranian oil.
You say America has a superior military, and yet you feel threatened and bullied by Iran?

While most consider the OP as a joke, I feel the thread is a grim reflection of the mindsets of American warmongers, who feel entitled to somebody elses resources.

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Only if you lead the way, and I mean way up front.

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How exactly are these arab countries bullying you?

Are they flying drones over your cities?
Are they sending in spies?
Are they threatening military action against you?
Are they placing war ships off your coast?
Are they placing sanctions against your government?
Are they forcing nations to stop dealing with your companies?
Are they assasinating scientists in your country?
Are they invading your neighbours and setting up military bases?

... tell me please... how are these arab nations bullying the usa?

Originally posted by nobodysavedme

Originally posted by Bonkrh
reply to post by nobodysavedme

 

uhuh... so how are we getting bullied? i figured america did the bullying?

and also how do you expect to wipe out a country like this without causing ww3?

they are threatening us daily.

they are threatening to cut of oil from styraight of hermoz.

they are developing a 60000 mile range missile which can hit detroit easily.

they use iud devices against usa forces in iraq.

their tv says death to america every day.

they threaten us daily with missiles.

they are zealots and fanatics.

ww3 with what? sand pipes?

the american army is the greatest army.

we are are SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY.

WE HAVE SUPER TECH.SUPER STEALTH.SUPER PLANES.SUPER TANKS.SUPER DRONES.


wee are integrated into a advanced super capable threat aware nation.

our military always wins.

our drones are ready to take action.

invade from irak is so simple.

abrams tank is very fast.100mpg..

2 hours and we are in tehran...the enemy capital.

This is what happens when people take Fox News seriously.

Originally posted by nobodysavedme
i am american and sick of being bullied by these arab countries.


here is my 10 POINT plan to STOP The Iranian Menace.

we have 2000 abrams tanks in iraq.

i just releazed iraq borders iran!

send 1000 abrams to iran from irak at midnight.

they will take over.

1000 abrams tanks will be invincible cos an abram tank cannot be destroyed as it is super strong.


then destroy all iran nuke places.

install a american friendly government.


confiscate their oil so they cannot make nukes.

destroy their power stations so they cannot run centrifugal tanks.

then send all iranians to north iran and partition iran into south iran and north iran.

north iran will have all the trouble makers.

south iran all decent folk.

Mobilization and concentration of people? In camps surely? Confiscate/steal their oil?

Pops is that you?

Originally posted by nobodysavedme

they are threatening us daily.

Because America has been hassling them for decades.

they are threatening to cut of oil from styraight of hermoz.

So America can sanction Iran but they are not allowed to reciprocate?

they are developing a 60000 mile range missile which can hit detroit easily.

Proof please. I doubt you have any.

they use iud devices against usa forces in iraq.

What? The Iranians used IED's against Americans in Iraq? How bloody ridiculous. Proof please.

their tv says death to america every day.

Proof please.

they threaten us daily with missiles.

No they do not. Proof please.

they are zealots and fanatics.

It takes one to know one. Methinks I am seeing more 'zealotry' coming from the American side than the Iranian.

ww3 with what? sand pipes?

That makes no sense whatsoever.

the american army is the greatest army.

Propaganda at it's finest.

we are are SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY.

WE HAVE SUPER TECH.SUPER STEALTH.SUPER PLANES.SUPER TANKS.SUPER DRONES.

My god mate, if you think that is what defines a 'superior country' then you really are completely blind.

wee are integrated into a advanced super capable threat aware nation.

What?

our military always wins.

I don't recall you winning Vietnam.

our drones are ready to take action.

Flex those aging muscles, sink some more money into warfare and forget your own people. Nice.

invade from irak is so simple.

I am surprised you can even find it on a map considering you cannot even spell IRAQ properly.

abrams tank is very fast.100mpg..

Whoopy doo?

2 hours and we are in tehran...the enemy capital.

Only in Fantasy Land where Iran is not heavily defended and much more organised than Iraq ever was.

If you JUST realized that Iran borders Iraq... you are NOT one to be telling ANYONE to go kill ANYONE ELSE.

Period.

There is no way you could possibly understand what is going on in the world to the extent where you can make such judgments.

PERIOD.

Originally posted by nobodysavedme
you won't be laughing so hard when your family is blown to bits by an iranian missile when they are sleeping.

Using long range missiles they don't have....

if only someone with balls would be willing to fly me into iran

Fly yourself....or haven't you got the balls?

yes i do want to invade iran and i am willing to be parachuted into iran.

You must be drinking or something....

using a disguise like a beard i will impersonate a security guard and gain access to their secret nuke factory.

....it must be some real strong liqueur too....

i will then short circuit the power relays and blow up the place.

radioactive material debris will stop any more attempts.

On second thoughts....I think someone needs to take his meds....

we need more people like me to be in charge instead of those dithering cowards in washington.

Now I really am pissing myself laughing

Someone must be really really bored tonight.

this is not my idea of comic relief but wth... i'll take it.

Originally posted by InsideYourMind

Originally posted by Neocrusader
reply to post by Redevilfan09

 

I starred him too
Infact probably first :-p nah nah !
But the sheer comedy value of watching everyone posting is more than worth it
Thank you op
Thank you all

edit on 3-3-2012 by Neocrusader because: Auto

Joking aside.

What is funny about a view such as the ops? Do you honestly find it funny that sometime this year there is a possibility of Iran being carpet bombed by genocidal religious nuts from the west? How would you feel if your country was under such obscene views and the world was talking absolute rubbish about your nations sovereignty and ridiculing everything it does?

Can't see how it is funny. Especially at this time when the heat is turning up more and more with the situation. I can't understand how people can laugh when so many innocent lives are at stake for power and oil because one nation is parting from the US dollar as a token of trade.

What goes around, comes around.

Who is going to sympathise with someone that becomes the victim of the same actions they were laughing it?

edit on 3/3/2012 by InsideYourMind because: (no reason given)

Erm..........yeah joking asside
Been there seen it, done it from both sides
What I think you fail to notice is the social experiment the op is conducting
Be it for entertainment, research or to prove a point
I personally think its been priceless and says a lot about the mentality intelligence and research/thought to posting applied on this site
YOU have been very quick to ASSUME
Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups

Originally posted by sk0rpi0n
reply to post by nobodysavedme

 

install a american friendly government.

confiscate their oil so they cannot make nukes.

Just admit you have your eyes on Iranian oil.
You say America has a superior military, and yet you feel threatened and bullied by Iran?

While most consider the OP as a joke, I feel the thread is a grim reflection of the mindsets of American warmongers, who feel entitled to somebody elses resources.

Erm............
Didn't it cross your mind , that was the point !
Alas I think too many spotted it for what it was too early
But this is just a theory
OP please comeback and set us straight you crazy son of a b***h

Originally posted by Neocrusader
Are you in American politics by any chance ?
Keep an eye on this one - a man with a future

American national IQ (92) is far closer to legally impaired (70) than it is the genius range (140).

Yet, with less than 5% of the total population of the planet they have managed to accumilate about 25% of the total accumilated wealth of the planet.

And in the land of the free they have the highest documented incarceration rate in the world. Although the population between 1920 and 2006 only grew 2.8%, the incarceration rate increased 20 times.

Strangest statistics I've ever seen.

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welcome to ats mr bush!!!

Invade Iran from Iraq - simple

Let the Iranian people rise up and overthrow their own totalitarian government and toss the 'twelver' Imams in the river. SIMPLE. (and a much better plan of action then having us have to be the world police again)

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its the us anud the un that are the bully's

The first line "I am an American..." made me instantly think you are not an American. The poor spelling made me think you are probably Israeli which was confirmed by you referring what was on their TV. We don't get many Iranian channels here in the US

The fact that you confused the threat of IEDs with IUDs (inter uterine device) made me laugh and think you are probably a prepubescent virgin

It is a joke you guys. It is satire. He is making fun of the saber rattlers.

Originally posted by Bonkrh
reply to post by nobodysavedme

 

uhuh... so how are we getting bullied? i figured america did the bullying?

and also how do you expect to wipe out a country like this without causing ww3?

Silly wabbit. Iran was obviously behind 9/11 and is hiding weapons of Mass Destruction. You know the Schpeil. Just go with it or you will be labeled anti-american among other things.

Originally posted by FraternitasSaturni

Originally posted by nobodysavedme
i am american and sick of being bullied by these arab countries.


here is my 10 POINT plan to STOP The Iranian Menace.

we have 2000 abrams tanks in iraq.

i just releazed iraq borders iran!

send 1000 abrams to iran from irak at midnight.

they will take over.

1000 abrams tanks will be invincible cos an abram tank cannot be destroyed as it is super strong.


then destroy all iran nuke places.

install a american friendly government.


confiscate their oil so they cannot make nukes.

destroy their power stations so they cannot run centrifugal tanks.

then send all iranians to north iran and partition iran into south iran and north iran.

north iran will have all the trouble makers.

south iran all decent folk.

Are you serious?
Iran would crush your offensive... come on. If it was that simple, it would have been done already.
If iraq with ragtags equipped with rpg-7s (60's russian tech) and ieds can do this

...

imagine what iran would do to the abrams "blitzkrieg"...

You enjoy the idea of sending your troops to die on suicide missions? That idea would mean mass casualties on the US side, specially cause you're not even mentioning air support, so the iran air force could have a field day with 1000 abrams rolling at 50mph...

Nevermind my theories... you *JUST REALIZED* that iraq borders iran... oh well...

I just hope you're not serious.

edit on 3-3-2012 by FraternitasSaturni because: (no reason given)

The problem is that these morons that keep pushing for war do not have family in the military. I'm also pretty positive they are either paid to advocate these murderous actions or are just plain stupid .

It worked great in Iraq, Tanks drove around on the streets for months. That made the war end really fast. We should also build hot air balloons and drop fire on them. Chuck Norris could just go in there with 5 or six machine guns and kill 'em all. and shooting motorcycles.