Invade Iran from Iraq - simple

I forgot to mention that it is very important that we use sharks with laser beams.

Originally posted by nobodysavedme
yes i do want to invade iran and i am willing to be parachuted into iran.

using a disguise like a beard i will impersonate a security guard and gain access to their secret nuke factory.

i will then short circuit the power relays and blow up the place.

edit on 3-3-2012 by nobodysavedme because: rage

Okay that just made my day. I'm literally biting into my desk in order to stop laughing

This is all a joke by the OP right?

Even most inbred knuckledraggers can manage better spelling and even show at least a small amount of knowledge. But this has to be a joke, surely?

Bloody funny though,

reply to post by nobodysavedme


You just realised Iraq borders Iran? Afghanistan does as well, did you know that? Ive got a 10 point plan for you if you are interested - Ill skip to point 10) Shut up and learn some more.

reply to post by nobodysavedme


Ohh man, thanks again for the laugh!

Who taught you all this stuff?

I wana learn from them too.

And who ever starred the OP is a moron

2nd

reply to post by Redevilfan09


I gave him a second star and a flag.

You don't get comedy like this on ATS everyday!

reply to post by forklift


Guess your right , the OP makes it sound so easy in a retarded type of way, I dont know whether to laugh or run my hand across my head and wonder...

reply to post by Redevilfan09


I starred him too
Infact probably first :-p nah nah !
But the sheer comedy value of watching everyone posting is more than worth it
Thank you op
Thank you all

Originally posted by nobodysavedme

Originally posted by Bonkrh
reply to post by nobodysavedme

 

uhuh... so how are we getting bullied? i figured america did the bullying?

and also how do you expect to wipe out a country like this without causing ww3?

they are threatening us daily.

they are threatening to cut of oil from styraight of hermoz.

they are developing a 60000 mile range missile which can hit detroit easily.

they use iud devices against usa forces in iraq.

their tv says death to america every day.

they threaten us daily with missiles.

they are zealots and fanatics.

ww3 with what? sand pipes?

the american army is the greatest army.

we are are SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY.

WE HAVE SUPER TECH.SUPER STEALTH.SUPER PLANES.SUPER TANKS.SUPER DRONES.


wee are integrated into a advanced super capable threat aware nation.

our military always wins.

our drones are ready to take action.

invade from irak is so simple.

abrams tank is very fast.100mpg..

2 hours and we are in tehran...the enemy capital.

And here is a great example how governments can easily
brainwash their people with bs propaganda!

Open your eyes and realise that its the governments that
are criminals, yes, including yours!

reply to post by nobodysavedme


when you have finished junior school and you are old enough to see through the propaganda that your country dishes out , then maybe you will understand how pathetic your post really is .
oh and maybe you would have learnt to spell correctly by then.

reply to post by nobodysavedme


If you, as an American, are sick and tired of being "bullied" (?) by the Iranians........

you should drill for your own oil from your vast oil fields in Alaska and leave the Arabs alone to sell to who they wish how they wish !

Originally posted by Neocrusader
reply to post by Redevilfan09

 

I starred him too
Infact probably first :-p nah nah !
But the sheer comedy value of watching everyone posting is more than worth it
Thank you op
Thank you all

edit on 3-3-2012 by Neocrusader because: Auto

Joking aside.

What is funny about a view such as the ops? Do you honestly find it funny that sometime this year there is a possibility of Iran being carpet bombed by genocidal religious nuts from the west? How would you feel if your country was under such obscene views and the world was talking absolute rubbish about your nations sovereignty and ridiculing everything it does?

Can't see how it is funny. Especially at this time when the heat is turning up more and more with the situation. I can't understand how people can laugh when so many innocent lives are at stake for power and oil because one nation is parting from the US dollar as a token of trade.

What goes around, comes around.

Who is going to sympathise with someone that becomes the victim of the same actions they were laughing it?

Originally posted by nobodysavedme

using a disguise like a beard i will impersonate a security guard and gain access to their secret nuke factory.

Lmfao holy crap I love ATS.

Freaking brilliant.

with no american boots on the ground or war making equipment there

and the fact that Iraq has a Mahdi Army who will ally with the Iranian Revolutionary guard
your fanciful 'Invasion' has a snowballs chance in hell of being attempted

reply to post by InsideYourMind


I think that it should be apparent at this point that the OP is more than likely kidding. And although the situation he's spoofing may actually be a serious probability, I think finding humor in the #ed up things going on in the world is better than no reaction at all. And look at all the fine people of ATS that popped up on the thread to immediately educate him on his apparent ignorance.

For the record, I laughed my ass off at the first post. And his next one was even funnier.

reply to post by freedom12


Good eye soldier.

Lol people are sooooooooo gullible this is so blatantly a joke.

Why do people not get sarcasm and just reply getting all worked up when the op is clearly making fun of people who have been making these arguments. 'I just realised Iraq boarders Iran' - that sentence is a dead give away.

Come on people, lighten up and think before taking things seriously please v

Also Abams tanks are super strong - obvious joke!

reply to post by Sci-Fi_entist


I'm glad someone realised it was a blatant spoof of similar recent threads I was loosing face in ATS members for a while seeing how many replied seriously.

reply to post by nobodysavedme
Now thats what I call liberation, bring on democracy. You should be proud (and have a good look at yourself in the mirror?) the world needs thinkers like you? All the problems would go away.