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posted on Feb, 29 2012 @ 12:53 AM
Hi all.

I have been here.

Oh maybe not here at this website but I’ve been in this situation before been forced on stage, who hasn’t?

I bet you’ve been here too.

Imagine for a moment….

There you are standing in front of the class getting ready to read the report you were forced to write on a subject you don’t care about. Your classmate Billy is sitting at his desk in the back of the class with one of his fingers crammed up his nose mining for booger gold. Emily miss class prissy, every class has one, is focused on your every word just waiting for you to make a mistake so she may leap at yet another opportunity to correct you. Joey the class bully is always present and always watchful. He may act as though he isn’t paying attention but you are wise not to lower your guard. Then there is the teacher Mrs. Bitch who made you get up in front of your peers and make an ass out of yourself in the first place. It was a horrible 10 or 15 minutes of your life but you survived, most people do so I’ve heard.

Yeah I have been here before, have you?

So why am I here now?

I am interested in just about anything out of the ordinary. I like to look deeper into the story to find out where it started, who is involved with what happened, and what is the truth.

Happy to be here – talk to you soon.

edit on 29-2-2012 by stewiegriffin because: (no reason given)

posted on Feb, 29 2012 @ 12:53 AM
Just imagine we're naked.


posted on Feb, 29 2012 @ 01:03 AM
@ Phage - You'll scar the new guy for life giving advice like that...

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That's all there is to it. So. Go on. Have some fun.

posted on Feb, 29 2012 @ 01:56 AM
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