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reply to post by underduck
I have to go with standing on the shore of a calm lake and pulling out a nice trout. Taking it back to the family, cutting it up and grilling it.
Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Originally posted by jerryznv
Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by jerryznv
Everyone is gone...I am home alone...so passing a little gas on the couch without holding back!
Come on.
A real man tries to hold them in til someone is around to fart at.
Well piss...there goes my manhood!
One little mistake and I am without hope...jeez!
Thats it, hand over your man card.
*shame shame*
What makes YOU feel like a man?
My dog is home and I call farting at him...that should count!
Originally posted by jerryznv
Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Originally posted by jerryznv
Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by jerryznv
Everyone is gone...I am home alone...so passing a little gas on the couch without holding back!
Come on.
A real man tries to hold them in til someone is around to fart at.
Well piss...there goes my manhood!
One little mistake and I am without hope...jeez!
Thats it, hand over your man card.
*shame shame*
Wait...wait...I call time out!
My dog is home and I call farting at him...that should count!
Give my man card back!
Originally posted by NightFlight
I hunt, fish, do manly things like repair cars, machinery, fly; but the thing that really makes me feel like a man is giving the women I love multiple orgasms and expecting nothing in return.
Originally posted by haven123
pink spandex and nipple tassles
Whatever, so wiggle it.
Originally posted by haven123
pink spandex and nipple tassles
Originally posted by Talltexxxan
As for myself, waking up to the sound of cranes and helicopters as I step out onto the rig floor with the smell of the sea air all around me. ***sniiiiiffffff*** oh yeah.