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12e) Compliance With Laws: You agree to comply in all material respects with all applicable laws, rules, and regulations in connection with your activities under the Terms and Conditions of Use (and for members, the Additional Terms and Conditions of Membership).
Originally posted by ILikeStars
So how many laws are there?
Originally posted by Majic
and it's a good idea to avoid criminal activity no matter where you go on the Internet.
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. (MOOSE!)
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. (What kind of sick person would do that...to a moose?)
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
You may not educate dogs.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.