posted on Feb, 26 2012 @ 11:10 AM
Bad jokes, heard quite a few in my time
Mary Rose sat on a pin, Mary Rose.
She was only a Whiskey maker, but I loved her still.
What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide by shooting herself?
The mirror broke
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the bathroom cabinet?
She did not want to wake the sleeping-pills
A blonde, brunette and a redhead work in the same office. Everyday at exactly 4pm the boss leaves the office but the rest of the staff work until
One day whilst on their lunch break the three women agree that there is no way the boss could find out if they slipped out early just after the boss
does and they will still get paid for two hours work.
4pm comes and like clockwork the boss is off out of the office, the group of women wait for a few minutes and off they go.
The brunette decides to go for a meal with her husband before going home.
The redhead decides to go for a haircut before going home.
The blonde goes straight home to find her husband in bed with her boss, she sneaks quietly back out.
The next day the group meets up, the brunette enthuses about the meal she had with her husband, the redhead shows off her haircut but the blonde
speaks up and says "I am not doing that again, I nearly got caught!"