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Do you ever get sick of hearing about "the greatest generation"? For over 60 years now, it's been all "they survived the Depression" this and "they defeated the Nazis" that and "they never looked stupid in hats." Well, not everything the heroes of the 20th century did was pitch perfect. For example, the WWII destroyer USS William D. Porter was easily the stupidest ship ever launched. If ships were people, this one would be the kid who ate paste off a stick. And then almost killed the president by accident.
#5. Wrecked a Friendly Ship Just Pulling Out of Port
#4. Nearly Blew Up the President's Boat With a Depth Charge ...
#3. ... Then Accidentally Launched a Torpedo at the President's Boat
#2. While in Exile, Fired a Shell at a Base Commander's House
#1. Finally Sank in the Most Embarrassing Way Possible
Can you imagine how these sailors felt after they learned FDR was on board?
My observation:
...the president of the United States, the secretary of state and the joint chiefs of staff were on the Iowa....
... the geniuses on the Willie Dee never got around to disarming their anti-submarine weapons. And on November 12, a live depth charge just fell off the deck. Fell. As in it kind of rolled off, into the ocean, within killing distance of the president of the United States. And it exploded....
I add, the charge exploded astearn the WD, and at sufficient depth to not even damage the WD.
The four-ship convoy, consisting of the IOWA and her secret passengers, the W.D. porter and two other destroyers, was under strict instruction to maintain complete silence as they were going through U-boat deeding ground where speed and silence were the best defenses. Suddenly, a tremendous explosion rocked the convoy and all of the ships commenced anti-submarine maneuvers. The maneuvers continued until the W.D. Porter sheepishly admitted that one of her depth charges had fallen off the stern and detonated in the rough sea.
The maneuvers continued until the W.D. Porter sheepishly admitted that one of her depth charges had fallen off the stern and detonated in the rough sea. The safety had not been set as instructed. Captain Walker's fast track career was fast becoming side-tracked.
Shortly thereafter, a freak wave inundated the W.D. Porter, stripping everything what wasn't lashed down and washing a man overboard who was never found....
... The morning of November 14, 1943 dawned with a moderate sea and pleasant weather. The IOWA and her escorts were just east of Bermuda when the President and his guests wanted to see how the big ship could defend herself against air attack, so the IOWA launched a number of weather balloons to use as antiaircraft targets....
...Over on the Willie Dee, Captain Walter watched the fireworks display with admiration and envy. Thinking about career redemption and breaking the hard luck spell, the captain sent his impatient crew to battle stations, and they began to shoot down the balloons that, missed by the IOWA, had drifted into the W.D. Porter's vicinity.
Down on the torpedo mounts, the W.D. Porter's crews watched, waited and prepared to take practice shoots at the big battleship, which, even at 6000 yards seemed to blot out the horizon. Torpedoman Lawton Dawson and Tony Fazio were among those responsible for the torpedoes and for ensuring that the primers (small explosive charges) were installed during actual combat and removed during practice. Dawson, unfortunately, forgot to remove the primer from torpedo tube number three.
The fog was very thick, and the Chief Officer of the tramp steamer was peering over the side of the bridge. Suddenly, to his intense surprise, he saw a man leaning over a rail, only a few yards away.
"You confounded fool!" he roared. "Where the devil do you think your ship's going? Don't you know I've got the right of way?"
Out of the gloom came a sardonic voice:
"This ain't no blinkin' ship, guv'nor. This 'ere's a light'ouse."
#4. Nearly Blew Up the President's Boat With a Depth Charge ...
#3. ... Then Accidentally Launched a Torpedo at the President's Boat
Originally posted by WozaMeathed
Seriously , you have to be joking.
Your joking aren't you?????????
What a great and funny read, and what a jackass crew with a jackass captain.
Were lucky that this ship sank long ago as it may have already started ww3 if it was still afloat.
PS.
I think they have already made a movie was based on that ships exploits.
edit on 25-2-2012 by WozaMeathed because: (no reason given)edit on 25-2-2012 by WozaMeathed because: Was Laughing To Hard And Made Mistake's
Originally posted by FugitiveSoul
I've always gotten a chuckle out of this one....
Gotta love the Irish.