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Hello all you ATS'ers, newbie here!

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posted on Feb, 24 2012 @ 09:08 AM
Hello everybody,

G8ordebacle here, I have been lurking for quite a few months, I figured I would finally register, and get to know some new people. I have always been interested in making my own decisions as to the kind of information I receive, I try for the un-biased approach. I have a myriad of questions to various aspects of our lives, be it UFO's, Gov't controls, Paranormal phenomenon, and the other usual topics of news and information. I do trust myself to make intelligent decisions and opinions based on the premise of unbiased info and my research of the info. I think we all have a inherent right to vette what information we are given and I try to at least do my part. I am a skeptical believer, as I like to call myself. Besides that I like moonlit long-walks on the beach, suggary tropical mixers(with the lil umbrellas), Hawaiian Shirts and flip-flops, the Bill of Rights, and no-holds barred extreme letter opening, and Ultimate Tazer Ball(look it up, it is hilarious). My dislikes are Hairy breasts, old yogurt, and sweaty socks! Hope to see you all around on the forums!

posted on Feb, 24 2012 @ 09:27 AM
Welcome to ATS....your timing is impeccable. This week's ATS special welcome gift, is the Tropical Zombie Drink.

Enjoy the ride.....


posted on Feb, 24 2012 @ 09:43 AM
reply to post by G8ordebacle

Did someone mention a drink? Oh what excellent timing!

Welcome to ATS. No holds barred extreme letter opening? Sounds like you just end up with a pile of torn paper, might be good with bills though. I'll pass on the Tazerballs. Hope you like it here and I look forward to seeing you around.

PS Are socks in sandals allowed? I don't like flip-flops.

posted on Feb, 24 2012 @ 09:56 AM
"Tucks her sweaty socks away out of sight" Hey Hi! Welcome to ATS membership. Look forward to seeing you out there

posted on Feb, 24 2012 @ 11:05 AM
Lol! Thanks for the greetings, and yes socks in sandals are totally allowed! Come as you are, as Nirvana likes to say.

Oh Man, A zombie drink nom,nom,nom! Oh how sweet the nectar of the zombie, that its presence is remembered, yet its' after effects are neatly displaced by our own brains.

posted on Feb, 24 2012 @ 03:51 PM
Hello there former Lurker..! So glad you came in from the shadows and finally joined up. We have a great community of members here that have similar interests as the ones you mentioned, so you'll probably fit right in quickly.

And to help you get orient promptly into becoming a valued member of ATS (this website), we've got a little presentation for you. So kick back and enjoy the free snacks (Johnny reaches up and flips on the projector)

Welcome G8ordebacle

To save yourself a lot of searching and even possible future heartache and frustration, please review the below....

For now you can reply to any thread in any member forum you wish, as well as send & receive (PM's) Private Messages to Staff only for now.

Once you have achieved 20 post replies, you will then be able to start your own threads in the appropriate forums and additionally send & receive messages to and from fellow ATS members.

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Be sure to try out our Ask ATS with the 'topic' search words of your choice. I'm sure you will find many threads to pick from to add your thoughts and opinions too. We encourage everyone to please contribute to existing threads rather than start a new one. This will also help guarantee that your thread won't end up as a duplicate located elsewhere. The ATS Search feature is your friend!

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* Please check out those links posted above before getting on one of the rides. This will save you a lot of future stress, frustration and possible action by one of your friendly neighborhood Mods!

* Please be sure to act like an 'civil' adult and are at least this tall to get on any of the rides, (Johnny stretches his arm outward).

* Please remember that some members are very passionate and vocal depending on what ride your all on. You should be mentally fit, stable and have a strong stomach for theories, conjecture, research and evidence presented that may be contrary to your own.

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So buckle up, keep your arms within the ride's comfort zone, have fun and "Deny Ignorance"...!


posted on Feb, 24 2012 @ 04:40 PM
Good to have you here mate ... as one newbie said to another.

Hopefully our paths will cross again in the myriad of posts, topics and forums.


posted on Feb, 27 2012 @ 12:38 AM
No holds barred letter opening? That sounds amazingly like how I open all letters. Long as the contents aren't shredded, I consider it a victory.

You're impressive, you lurked way longer than I did. XD Then again, I had a family member raving about this place for several months, so maybe that counts as a sort of research.

posted on Feb, 28 2012 @ 12:17 AM
Welcome to ATS ! Hope we get information from you in the future! Look forward to seeing more of your post.

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