posted on Feb, 23 2012 @ 05:59 AM
Sarcasm. Im not putting in the effort to "satirefy" (a la Dubya Bush) this, and I lack the passion to paint it in cyniscm.
So...our country is cleary atrophied in myriad debts. What little bill-printing ink that remains hardly outlines Franklin's jolly neckfat, and we may
eliminate one of the 'L's in the word dollar (although I'm sure the first letters to go would be G, O, andD).
We all know the political figureheads we vote for aren't actually the ones in power. I mean, by a longshot. Insomuch that my 13 year old niece makes
jokes about the blatant puppetry in the Oval Office, and understands a bit about the electoral college. She knows better than to actually shake her
fist at Obama propaganda, rather, she stares daggers into the silent hand lurking just beyond public view. Eek, I should watch how I word things
before a mob of black suits tear her out of biology class.
So the question slaughtering sheep before I can count them (that means it keeps me from sleeping.): If money in general is THAT sparse, chaotic, and
needed, why are men in suits and smiles raising BILLIONS of dollars to spend on marketing and campaigning to ALL SAY THE SAME THING? About fixing
fiscal failures the SAME hand allowed to happen? It's like voting for class president, when you know the school administrator will make the actual
calls, except BILLIONS of dollars are wasted convincing the students that their wants/needs will be met if 'I' get elected.
Solution: I will run, raise that much money (heh), and then I will politely STFU, turn around, and patch as many tears in Lady Liberty's
european-shaped ass as I can with it. All of it; done. Then I'll go back to my real job.