wotcha from London

Um, yeah, I'm new here.

From the UK, London to be precise...

Welcome new guy o/

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Hello there..! Glad that your flight from the UK was a safe one. Now if you'll slide your bags and luggage over to the side, we'll begin your presentation. (Johnny dims the lights and flips on the projector)

Welcome knownothing

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Hi There! Welcome to ATS. I'm up in Manchester.

Originally posted by knownothing
Um, yeah, I'm new here.

From the UK, London to be precise...

Welcome! Also i'm new...

aw shucks you guys, thanks for the welcome