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posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 03:34 AM
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Hello and thankyou ATS for providing a site wich allows me to talk to other people with similar interests.
As the title goes..Gday from downunder, im posting my first.....post
just to say hi an cant wait to talk to everyone. Im from australia an have been interested in goverment, nwo, illuminati ect since 911. Ive been totally absorbed in researching as much as i can before i just blindly have a rant to family an friends.

Main reason for actually joining here was to have a place to talk about an discuss things i see around the world today as my gf has heard about enuff lol..
So yes, here i am. hello Gday an talk to you all soon. OZT




posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 03:41 AM
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G'day fellow Aussie

Welcome to the mad house

What state are you from?



posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 03:44 AM
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G'day from WA =)

Good to have some more aussies on here though much of the content is USA-centric


Cya around and have a good one



posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 03:45 AM
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Welcome mate !
I joined for the same interests as you, but be warned because you'll be mis-quoted, mis-interpreted, insulted and generally taken out of context on a regular basis. But if you can sort through the trolls, the ignorant, and the constant negativity then you'll be fine on here.
And now that you're a contributing member you'll have no need to ever watch mainstream media again, apart for its comedy value.
Enjoy the ride.



posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 03:46 AM
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good day eh from canada...take care eh.



posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 03:56 AM
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Welcome fellow aussie. It's quite funny how 911 opened a lot of peoples eyes, isn't it? Mine included.



Originally posted by AussieDingus
...be warned because you'll be mis-quoted, mis-interpreted, insulted and generally taken out of context on a regular basis...


LOL that about sums it up

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posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 04:00 AM
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G'day mite!
Arz yus garn?
Werz yus from mite?



posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 04:02 AM
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Hey m8 good to see another aussie in the mix,Flag for you and i guess i'll be seeing you around the circuit
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posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 04:07 AM
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Good to see another Aussie on here!
Let me ask you brother, are you awake?



posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 04:09 AM
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Welcome aboard brother... good to see more aussies amongst the ranks.

Cheers





Originally posted by saroncan
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good day eh from canada...take care eh.

Ha ha - love it.



posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 04:09 AM
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Aussies will take over the world eventually I tells ya!!

G'day mate, good to see another fine fellow Aussie join our bulging ranks!



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posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 04:44 AM
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Originally posted by Kryties
Aussies will take over the world eventually I tells ya!!

G'day mate, good to see another fine fellow Aussie join our bulging ranks!


ha ha today ATS, tomorrow the world...after a few more beers



posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 04:58 AM
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Originally posted by LeLeu
ha ha today ATS, tomorrow the world...after a few more beers


Been there....done that....

www.satirewire.com...

Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.

"Good Lord, that was a booze up," said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, speaking from his residence at Kirribilli House, approximately 600 nautical miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina.

According to Australians and residents of several countries destroyed or lewdly insulted during the continent's nearly 7,000-mile saltwater stagger, the binge began just after noon yesterday at a pub in Brisbane, where several patrons were discussing Australia Day and the nation's general lack of respect from abroad.

"It started off same as always; coupla fossils saying how our Banjo Patterson was a better poet than Walt Whitman, how Con the Fruiterer is funnier than Seinfeld, only they're Aussies so no one knows about 'em," recalled witness Kevin Porter. "Then this bloke Martin pipes up and says Australia's main problem is that it's stuck in Australia, and everybody says 'Too right!'"

"Well, it made sense at the time," Porter added.

By 2 a.m., powered by national pride and alcohol, the 3-million-square-mile land mass was barging eastward through the Coral Sea and crossing into the central Pacific, leaving a trail of beer cans and Chinese take-away in its wake.

When dawn broke over the Northern Hemisphere, the continent suddenly found itself, not only upside down, but smack in the middle of the Atlantic, and according to most of its 19 million inhabitants, that's the way it's going to stay.

"We sent troops to Afghanistan. You never hear about it. We have huge government scandals. You never hear about it. It's all 'America did this,' and 'Europe says that,'" exclaimed Perth resident Paul Watson. "Well, we're right in the thick of things now, so let's just see if you can you ignore us."

Officials on both sides of the Atlantic conceded that would be difficult. "They broke Florida," said U.S. State Department spokesman Richard Boucher. "And most of Latin America is missing."

Meanwhile, victims of what's already been dubbed the "Australian Crawl" are still shaking off the event.

"Australia bumped into us at about midnight local time," said Hawaii governor Ben Cayetano. "They were very friendly — they always seem friendly — but they refused to go around unless we answered their questions. But the questions were impossible. 'Who is Ian Thorpe? Do you have any Tim Tams? What day is Australia Day?'"

"Fortunately, somebody here had an Unimportant World Dates calendar and we ace'd the last one," Cayetano added.

Panama, however, was not so lucky.

"Australia came through here screaming curses at us to let them through," said Ernesto Carnal, who guards the locks at the entrance to the Panama Canal. "We said they would not fit, so they demanded to speak with a manager. When I go to find Mr. Caballos, they sneak the whole continent through."

When Caballos shouted to the fleeing country that it had not paid, Australia "accidentally" backed up and took out every nation in the region, as well as the northern third of Venezuela. They then made up a cheery song about it.

By late morning today, however, not everyone in Australia was quite so blithe. "We've still got part of Jamaica stuck to Queensland," said Australian army commander Lt. Gen. Peter Cosgrove. "I think we might have declared war on it. I don't bloody remember. Maybe it's time to go home."

Cosgrove, however, is not in the majority, and at press time, U.S., African, and European leaders were still desperately trying to negotiate for Australia's withdrawal. But the independent-minded Aussies were not making it easy. In a two-hour meeting at midday, Australian representatives listed their demands: immediate inclusion in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, a permanent CNN presence in all 6 Australian states, a worldwide ban on hiring Paul Hogan, a primetime U.S. television contract for Australian Rules Football, and a 4,500-mile-long bridge between Sydney and Los Angeles.

U.S. negotiators immediately walked out, calling the Australian Rules Football request "absurd."

www.satirewire.com...
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posted on Feb, 22 2012 @ 01:38 PM
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Originally posted by ozzeetruth
Hello and thankyou ATS for providing a site wich allows me to talk to other people with similar interests.
As the title goes..Gday from downunder, im posting my first.....post
just to say hi an cant wait to talk to everyone. Im from australia an have been interested in goverment, nwo, illuminati ect since 911. Ive been totally absorbed in researching as much as i can before i just blindly have a rant to family an friends.

Main reason for actually joining here was to have a place to talk about an discuss things i see around the world today as my gf has heard about enuff lol..
So yes, here i am. hello Gday an talk to you all soon. OZT


Welcome to ATS! I to have decided to sign up to talk about various things that come into my mind since most of the people around me are either tired of hearing about it or just shrug it off. At least here we can have an actual conversation about it. Enjoy your stay!

-Poe



posted on Feb, 23 2012 @ 03:42 AM
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gday..yes i am absolutely awake..wide awake have been since september 11th 2001 at approx 8.45am

shame to see tho many friends around me arnt.



posted on Feb, 23 2012 @ 03:47 AM
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Originally posted by Sovaka
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Good to see another Aussie on here!
Let me ask you brother, are you awake?


yes mate i am..have been for along time an i dont feel tired yet lol



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