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Gunshot to the head

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posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 08:56 PM
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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.--




posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:11 PM
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There's no such thing as coincidence.



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:12 PM
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that is fuuuuny!!!

what are the odds of that happening! i guess it was a good thing it wasn't a bottle of red wine,or even jam!
would look like blood!!!



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:19 PM
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I'm still laughing at this one I got this morning:




TextA bloke goes into the Job Centre in North Auckland and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant..

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the girl behind the desk.

The Job Centre Assistant sorts through her files and replies. "Oh, yes, here it is. OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist." "You have to help the ladies out of their clothes and underwear, lie them down and gently wash their nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.." "There's a starting annual salary of $85,000, but you're going to have to go to Invercargill "

"Oh, Is that where the job is?" he asks. "No," replied the assistant, "that's the end of the queue."



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:21 PM
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OK had to type a thank you for the best laugh of the day. I do feel a little sorry for her but hey what do ya do. S&F's



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:23 PM
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With her resume, blond, Obama supporter and democrat it's doubtful she had a brain in her head to begin with.



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