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How to Become a Vampire and or Werewolf

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posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 08:33 PM
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with all the moives out I really want to become a werevampirate. argggghhhh meh matey




posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:02 PM
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Oh good, now twilight can be real life O.o noooo



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:09 PM
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I had a look on ebay myself and wows ... there's lots of this stuff!



Upon purchase I will email you exact day and time I will open the portals to possess you with powerful demonic vampire energies along with simple details for you to follow. Once your conjure is completed as a gift you will receive this Vampire Talisman in which is possessed with powerful seductive demonic energies to bring you much blessings of
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Crazy. $20 I can become God and such like!.



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:12 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone
BTW, I'm a practicing Wiccan...but only cast spells of healing and love. Doesn't mean I've lost my sense of humor.

Des
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I am a christian who practices Voodoo myself, my family no longer practices Voodoo(long story), they were originally from the French Quarter and had streets named after them.

Your posts have been fine.

I did buy this for shiggles, not just to laugh at it but because it interested me.
I wanted to see how the spell was set up and such on an intellectual as well as entertainment level.

My view of spells is they are just another form of prayer.
Going back to what another poster said for a prayer/spell to work you have to believe in it and have faith.
Even if you have faith though sometimes the answer is no.

reply to post by amongus
 

I do appreciate you looking out for me though.
Thanks.
edit on 20-2-2012 by Pigraphia because: Didn't wanna post 3x in a row.



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:15 PM
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Originally posted by Pinke
I had a look on ebay myself and wows ... there's lots of this stuff!

Crazy. $20 I can become God and such like!.


inorite!!
It's amazing what you can find on ebay.
They try to pull all the listings for peoples souls, but they sneak in their sometimes.

I'm guessing 99.9999% of the stuff in this category is snake oil, but who knows one day someone might stumble upon something legit.
It's doubtful but anything is probable given enough time.



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 09:51 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by Pigraphia
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Nope didn't pay for any removal or healing spells, my budget that week for shiggles was $8.00 and the removal spell was another $10.00


Well...one is working...so far.....how do I look...





The fleas are driving me crazy....

Des...ps, Piggzie...you should copy this photo and send it to the ebay seller....

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That cracked me up! This entire thread is quite entertaining!



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 11:21 PM
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I can help anyone that wants to undo the Werewolf spell.

$3.00 a Silver round, plus $200 to get rid of the carcass to the the local Chinese Restaurant, which I'll sell to them for 5 dollars a pound.

Not a bad business idea.



posted on Feb, 20 2012 @ 11:52 PM
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You actually need special ammo.
The Lone Ranger with silver ammo was a bit off.
Even 50% silver ammo is too hard and will strip the rifelings(sp) and not come out of the barrel correctly.
You need either a hollow point with a silver ball in the tip, or a modified fletchet(sp) similar to a shotgun shell that will hold a silver skewer and carry it out of the barrel.

The above is also good advice if you ever find yourself in need of actually taking down a mythical creature and don't wanna destroy your gun/rifle on the first shot.



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 12:35 AM
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I read both spells, great pieces of literature, nothing more. They would do something if one could get jewelry from either a Vampire Clan or captured Werewolf spirit. There's a catch and that was it. If someone actually finds those items, I'd love to know if it actually works. I for one know magic is real, it's something science can't understand yet.

I've cast spells and had them work, so maybe this will do something if all the tools can be found. I copied both spells and I'm going to ask my leaders about how to modify them to make them do something, anything. I'll cast them and be transformed into something I hope.

I'm going to try the Vampire spell using a Vampire Symbol since that is something I can find. The next full moon isn't for a while so I'll have time to get the stuff for it.



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 12:42 AM
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Originally posted by the_philth
Hope you can still get hold of the healing spell... 'cause I'm tryin' this tonight!
Gotta' do the Vampire one since I really don't know anybody with a real werewolf...

Pentru a putea fi continuat mai tîrziu!
Try the Vampire spell using Twilight Costume Jewelry. A lot of people poured energy into that series, enough for it to hold some sort of power like a religion of sorts. That show is practically worshiped. That's how I'm going to try the spell.



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 12:51 AM
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I would think you would need a specific item from the series.
The Shroud of Turin holds power because so many people pray over it.
A replica wouldn't have as much power, sure if it is blessed right or sanctified in a circle it might channel some of the power, but never as much as an original, or something mass produced.
You're right though items can gain power over time.

At least that's from my understanding of metaphysics.
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I sent you a U2U btw about the spells and general curiosity.
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posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 03:19 AM
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Even if these 'spells' are fake, i still find it absolutely absurd to try one. I mean, who in the right mind would want to summon up a potential spirit? The vampire one, sounds like it makes you their bitch



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 08:08 AM
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i dare someone to do this on acid


actually i DOUBLE dare someone. hehe



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 09:07 AM
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Hell-o !! my name is Corvin , Matei Corvin ! How can I help you??



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 09:15 AM
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Would have thought they would at least come with a faux fur fluffy tail and a tube of glitter.
How disappointing...



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 11:24 AM
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Originally posted by Destinyone
I cast both spells...now I'm thirsty for something warm and salty...also think I have fleas.....

What's the removal spells...or, did you not pay for those.......


Warm and salty!

Is it the Vampire or Werewolf that drinks semen?



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 11:29 AM
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To hell with these spells. If these are honest spells made by honest wiccans, then it is purely theory. All a trick of the mind!

I would prefer genetic experimentation to create vampires or werewolves. To be honest, they might turn out to be better weapons than what we have right now....no radiation, you know.

I would find it uproariously hilarious of the government actually did create vampires, then someone in Russia or wherever managed to steal the formula and create werewolves, and thus starts WW3...war of the vampires and the lycans.

As I remember, the two species usually end up uniting against the human front, causing all of the human world befriend each other and overcome their differences to unite against their supernatural creations, all in order to satisfy their hunger for destruction. What a way to treat your babies, eh?

Awesome sauce.

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posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 11:35 AM
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I thought I should mention that the Necronomicon, the book rumored to be able to give you God-like power, actually can be bought on Amazon for less than a dollar.

Hold on, let me check...oh, my apologies. It appears there are actually several (and by several, I mean over two dozen) used copies available for about $3.50.

How's that for God-like power, dirt cheap?



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 11:37 AM
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Originally posted by BrianDamage

Originally posted by Destinyone
I cast both spells...now I'm thirsty for something warm and salty...also think I have fleas.....

What's the removal spells...or, did you not pay for those.......


Warm and salty!

Is it the Vampire or Werewolf that drinks semen?



........ :bnghd:

You could have been so much more tacit with that one-liner...



posted on Feb, 21 2012 @ 11:39 AM
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I would rather choose to share something helpful to mankind instead of promoting and invoking some sort of blood sucking indulgences. Try teaching some agriculture or disease prevention in order to deserve even a little bit of admiration. We must embrace more worthy heroes than some talentless, gold covered african american whose only apparent proficiency is the ability to create a triangle with his fingers and put it close to his eye..

G.A.J.



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