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Another One Dumb as a Box of Rocks
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I don't know how they get by with it over there in England Can anyone explain? Why not let the reporter have there name there under the by-line in
the paper. I bet whoever wishes they had a more serious story to cover. I pick these because they are funny,and sometimes we need a little
lighthearted stuff, since we usually talk heavy stuff. So hope you get a laugh out of this.
Daily Mail Reporter
Talk about a sweet tooth! Dumb 'burglar who grabbed chocolates during a break-in' leads police straight to his door... with a trail of candy wrappers.
The escape of an alleged burglar turned out to be short and sweet.
Jose Lopez Jr, initially got away scot-free after breaking into a party shop, but was caught after detectives followed a trail of candy wrappers, authorities say.
The suspect allegedly forced his way into the shop in Eloy, Arizona, before making off with a safe containing cash and jewellery, as well as some chocolate bars that were on display.
Read more: www.dailymail.co.uk...:[edit by]edit on 18-2-2012 by 1loserel2 because: add a word
Daily Mail Reporter
Talk about a sweet tooth! Dumb 'burglar who grabbed chocolates during a break-in' leads police straight to his door... with a trail of candy wrappers.
The escape of an alleged burglar turned out to be short and sweet.
Jose Lopez Jr, initially got away scot-free after breaking into a party shop, but was caught after detectives followed a trail of candy wrappers, authorities say.
The suspect allegedly forced his way into the shop in Eloy, Arizona, before making off with a safe containing cash and jewellery, as well as some chocolate bars that were on display.
Read more: www.dailymail.co.uk...:[edit by]edit on 18-2-2012 by 1loserel2 because: add a word
edit on 18-2-2012 by 1loserel2 because: (no reason given)
Stupid criminals do things like that. Smart criminals go into government.
loool "sweet" find !
lol , munchies ! I'm sure he learned his lesson ,and what not to do next time. I'm sure his jail buddies will have a nice laugh at him lol.
It's one thing to be a criminal
Its another to be a dumb one it doesn't get any more bottom of the barrel then that
Lopez has now been arrested for third degree burglary, theft, possession of marijuana, and had an outstanding warrant for violating probation. He is being held in the Pinal County Jail.
lol , munchies ! I'm sure he learned his lesson ,and what not to do next time. I'm sure his jail buddies will have a nice laugh at him lol.
It's one thing to be a criminal
Its another to be a dumb one it doesn't get any more bottom of the barrel then that
You know, I think we all heard about the boy who stole a watermelon...but I never thought we'd actually meet him!
Nice find.
Nice find.
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This must surely "be up there" along with the beer thief who tripped over his own underwear while running away with said crate of beer, smashing everything in the process, the bank robber who shoots himself in the foot or...or...Bueller?.....Bueller....? Hansel and Gretel on mind-altering candy! Yep, that'd do it. Or maybe the candy was just THAT GOOD?
This must surely "be up there" along with the beer thief who tripped over his own underwear while running away with said crate of beer, smashing everything in the process, the bank robber who shoots himself in the foot or...or...Bueller?.....Bueller....? Hansel and Gretel on mind-altering candy! Yep, that'd do it. Or maybe the candy was just THAT GOOD?
LOL! The lesson here is, never break in and steal candy when you're stoned.
The dumbass had a safe full of money and jewelry. He could of went back the next day and brought some candy the greedy lil sh!t.