With all due respect, and judging from your choices I am guessing you are of the female persuasion, I can honestly say that the choices you have given are not helping me at least. I miss from your list:
A still (to make high proof alcohol)
A beer brewing kit
Firearms of some sort
A new computer
A huge TV
A man(hating?) cave
A personal slave
Cute kittys
I am sure my additions (and I probably forgot plenty, it's late) are absolutely useless to you so I'll wait for a female poster here to assist you.
I just wanted to bump your thread a little while adding a male perspective to the mix. In answer to the question as posed so far and based purely on your list, None of the above.
A steam cleaner? A steam cleaner? Isn't steam clean
enough already? Maybe it's me... 


Bah, so depressed. Punk traded it in for the new truck.




